:3

:D

a photo of an american flag factory

this is a crazy amount of work just to make kindling

it’s so funny

HAHAHAHA oh my god this is our new gunch lowkey

this is me casually telling everyone that i fuck

well yes!

covid shot and plan b within 12 hours of each other, if that shit doesnt work im gonna have the strongest most autistic baby everrrr

omg i finished reading this today …

my dad is watching lilo & stitch (2002) for the first time and making so many earnest comments out loud. its fantastic

you make me switch 2 my stomach

renee rapp is sooo gorgeous and talented it is a shame that most of her lyrics are so insanely cringe

i love when strippers do that thing where it looks like they’re walking on air around the pole. however i am far too intelligent to be tricked and i know they’re not really walking.

naming my cat murray is the best decision of my life. literally that is murray he could not have been named anything else

like you can actually just have sex with people. its not illegal

why has “dry humping” become memeified.. are u guys not fucking?

based

do you have any idea how much cocaine you have to be on to name a cartoon chicken “foghorn leghorn”

free palestine

i am listening to the bald & the beautiful and this is what those women have done to my brain

We Are The World themed bukkake, loads from across the globe

Floaters are tinnitus for your eyes

that was actually really fucked up and he seems like a decent guy

pretty sick that john green was able to mostly overcome the cock and ball smell allegations and have a successful career

cottage cheese enjoyers be like mmm yummy bowl of tonsil stones

if i took the substance my sue would be the rizzler

putting free willy on a hear me out cake

nope!

bet 😁

oh hell yeah dude i wanna try!!!

having no bangs is so embarrassing like here’s my forehead i guess. jesus christ