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Sure, gay sex won't fix me but I still want it
28.04.2025 05:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
At least I tried
26.02.2025 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brother, shoot. Me please
26.02.2025 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man, she's fucking drunk again
22.02.2025 10:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There's a new cute boy at work 👀
21.02.2025 11:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My coworker passed out and now I have to do all the work for her thanks
19.02.2025 08:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And I still spent 7 years with her
16.02.2025 15:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My bed's so big and comfy, why don't you come over and try it out?
15.02.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know what, I'll marry you even if you're a crazy cat lady
14.02.2025 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05 days of cardio in a row, I'm gonna ducking die
14.02.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Death sentence for all low ELO eu jugglers
14.02.2025 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I were the president of the United States, I'd name a Gulf after you
#valentines
This and it's not even close
Sorry Canadians
27 minutes of cuddling, and your next tattoo is on me
14.02.2025 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fishnets are a perfect addition to medieval armor and you have to accept that
14.02.2025 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
