The creators of 'Marvin' hope that a celebrity cameo will distract readers from the fact that they have used nearly every single poop joke in existence, and can find no more...
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The creators of 'Marvin' hope that a celebrity cameo will distract readers from the fact that they have used nearly every single poop joke in existence, and can find no more...
23.11.2025 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Hi and Lois' wild night out: Is she turned on by the sight of her husband chewing his food? Or is she feeding him as she would an infant in a bid to revive a kink from earlier years? Either way, Hi blocks her with a glass of expensive wine, which heightens the romantic tension...
23.11.2025 18:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mary Worth pinches what may be the world's smallest cup of coffee between two fingers, holding on to the crockery for dear life as she rambles on about local gossip -- and is all but ignored by her friend and a nearby parrot....
23.11.2025 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At last - Mary Worth's weakness revealed! Years of feasting on undercooked homemade muffins have left this mainstay comics buttinsky unable to digest foods like the humble steamed sweet potato....
23.11.2025 18:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even the creator of 'Ziggy' must contend with the pressures of monthly average audience and page views....
22.11.2025 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At last! The 'Dennis the Menace' community acknowledges Mr. Wilson's long-festering drinking problem, the first step in getting the Mitchells' red-nosed neighbor the help he so desperately needs Will the Flagstons get similar courage to stage an intervention for Thirsty Thurston?
22.11.2025 15:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dana Jacobson and Michelle Miller offer parting words on 'CBS Saturday Morning' (called SATMO internally). CBS News hasn't canceled the show, but laid off much of the staff that produces it....
22.11.2025 13:45 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0The listings for AMC said 'Road House,' and I assumed I'd see Patrick Swayze....
22.11.2025 02:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gil Thorp insists on maintaining telephone manners in a social-media world....
21.11.2025 20:59 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You know this woman is furious and outraged because her fists are clenched so tightly against her clavicle and upper sternum that she has rendered herself unable to adjust her jacket collar as she no doubt originally intended. Look out, Augie!
21.11.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America's hottest restaurant chain is 'Wally's Wings,' where diners can feast on pieces of a strange hybrid man-chicken whose visage adorns the menu in a bid to spur appetite and keep thoughts of cannibalism at bay...
21.11.2025 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'Crazy, easily-manipulated Toby has a friend other than me?' asks Mary Worth. 'This simply cannot stand.'
21.11.2025 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The 'Mark Trail' narrator seems unaware that Shania is NOT facing the rage of the feral hog and, also that the feral hog looks more curious than angry...
20.11.2025 22:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dagwood Bumstead has clearly bumbled a supermarket run in which he was supposed to get a favorite ice-cream treat and instead brought delivered hand-dipped turkey legs that no one is going to enjoy...
20.11.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CAA has hired Becky Van Dercook, a former CBS News producer who helped manage social media for politics influencer Jack Schlossberg, to help traditional journalists explore creator ventures, and vice versa....
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'Marvin' gets a lot of criticism for its overreliance on poop jokes, but there are things it does that are even more unsettling....
19.11.2025 22:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh Lord, what is Fox News up to now?
The Fox Corp.-backed outlet is placing a heavier emphasis on programming with religious themes, seeing potential gold (and frankincense and myrrh, perhaps) in wooing an audience for faith-based content
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The Phantom has depended on his stallion 'Hero' for decades, but somehow left the horse in a stone courtyard without any caretaker or regular contact with other creatures...
18.11.2025 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what streaming has done to us. Instead of saying, 'Hey I caught a late-night rerun of 'Fawlty Towers' on the PBS station or 'Have you checked out 'Are You Being Served?,' we now describe series in A.I.-defined categories like 'Fast Action National Security Potboilers'...
18.11.2025 16:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The challenges of doing a comic strip about senior citizens, like 'Crankshaft' below, is that, inevitably, characters face their own mortality (no matter what the people who manage 'Gasoline Alley' do with centenarian Walt Wallet). Below, characters show signs of 'sundowning'...
18.11.2025 16:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'I can tell you'll do just fine as a new parrot owner...and I'm not even going to raise the question of why you don't have some sort of carrying case for the bird, who might fly away from you because IT'S STILL A WILD CREATURE?'
18.11.2025 15:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dagwood thinks so much about food that even his internal monologue is stuffed with nods to menus, plating and presentation....
17.11.2025 21:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just in: Former Turner Sports chief Lenny Daniels joins Professional Fighters League as COO
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Slylock Fox shocker: No criminal is at fault in today's escapade, and blame largely falls on a public citizenry too distracted by social media and mobile phones to think more critically about the offers they encounter every day!
17.11.2025 02:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, have we checked in on how that woman-parrot date in 'Mary Worth' is coming along? Well, after a romantic dinner of salad (even the narrator is impressed!), this star-crossed couple turns up the volume on a little Blood, Sweat and Tears. Romance appears guaranteed...
16.11.2025 18:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This chicken was arrested within seconds, according to people familiar with the matter, and placed in solitary confinement until the proper authorities can consider the ramifications of his, um, fowl play. Oops!
15.11.2025 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MSNBC was known for its primetime progressive-opinion shows.
MS NOW will still have them, but has been placing new emphasis on a home-grown team devoted to hard news
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That is one MASSIVE apartment described in NYT Metropolitan Diary...!
15.11.2025 13:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MSNBC was known for its opinion programming. Its successor, MS NOW, is putting a spotlight on news....
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'Don't adjust your settings....We are MS NOW,' says @CapehartJ as MSNBC changes over.....
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