Peter Brock

Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how

This is really excellent data journalism... Elon Musk has declared war on the British government, it just doesn't realise it.

Has there ever been a more stupid “What appeared to be … AI generated”.

No. Fucking. Shit.

@domshawecho.bsky.social Looking like we’ve kept Hayden… reckon he’ll get a new contract for loyalty?Would love to get the insider info on how we convinced him to stay

adultbel stuck in traffic

adultbel working late at his job with plummeting customer satisfaction

adultbel watching television with the curtains closed at 3.30 (is that AM or PM?)

adultbel taking the wheelie bin to the only place the bin men will empty it which is farther away from his front door than is reasonable

another for my adultbel series

Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?

A six panel comic, three rows of two panels each. Poppy the dog walks along a path of mario blocks, including one question block. In the second panel, she is knocked over by the sudden appearance of a giant poppy, who has grown out of the sixth panel and now spans through panels 2, 4 and 6. In the third panel, poppy falls back and hits the question block, which drops a mushroom into the fifth panel. In the fourth panel, poppy stares at the back of the giant poppy that is crossing through the panel. In the fifth panel, the mushroom from the fourth panel lands on Poppy. In the sixth panel, Poppy becomes giant, growing all the way up to the second panel and knocking the second panel poppy over.

Grow up

With Boro losing out to Coventry over Kaine Kesler-Hayden Hayden; will we have a problem attracting players now Carrick has left?

Also, which youth team players do you expect/hope to be on the plane to Portugal

(yes, all of those numbers are real)

The year is 2025. There is a nationwide recall on rice, one of the most popular commodities on Earth. You grab your phone and click a link to learn more. Your risk will be revealed after you endure 479 HTTP transactions loaded from 126 IP addresses homed in 8 countries landing 207 cookies.

Are you getting a press conference with Scott and Edwards do you know?

And I’ve done just that. Worth it for the summer months alone, good journalism and content is worth paying for.

Waiting for a Northern Echo **EXCLUSIVE** reveal of the mystery Boro 4th candidate hinted at by Sky Sports…

@domshawecho.bsky.social @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social

@markdanforth.co.uk @clockson.tv

Today’s news was the push I needed to subscribe! Plenty of analysis and speculation over the next few days and weeks now!

Cartoon strip by Stephen Collins for the guardian. [Scene is a CAR DEALERSHIP, complete with balloons etc. On the forecourt is ELON MUSK, stood next to a 2007 NISSAN QUASHQAI] MUSK: Uh, hi That's right it's me uh back selling cars So uh, today I’m announcing the new Tesla  for just $9,999! You’re probably thinking uh, “hey that looks like a 2007 Nissan Qashqai” That's because it's in Incognito Mode  [Musk presses a button on his mobile and the Nissan magically transforms into a Tesla Cybertruck] MUSK: We’ve also added a Paranoid Mode to detect judgy looks from nearby liberals  [Show screen inside vehicle  - cameras detecting pedestrians’ faces and labelling them ‘Woke Mind Virus’] MUSK: And expanded the range of EV warning sounds for pedestrians,  [Show Car making a ‘Vroom vroom’ sound] MUSK: by adding: “Just Read Aloud Newspaper Columns By Journalists Who Are Sad They Own A Tesla”  [Presses button  - ‘Bip’] [Car now broadcasting a voice from its external speakers, saying]: “My politics couldn’t be further from Musk’s. But now people look at my car and-” MUSK: Best of all, Threat Mode can follow live Tesla stock prices  and instantly detect if the CEO has done a seig heil or whatever Then auto-drive you right back here to sell up! [Show Cybertruck returning Musk to the dealership he started at]

I am kind of expecting a result to be communicated via the local press - assuming Carrick is staying.
I think if not, the club is massively under estimating the frustration that has built up in the fanbase towards, primarily, the manager.
To not acknowledge that creates a huge problem.

@domshawecho.bsky.social @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social Hey guys - any word on the progress of the ‘internal review’ at Boro? The silence out of the club (and via the media) is deafening…

A little of the thread but in Portugal the Government are providing free subscriptions to authentic news outlets to young people so they can get access to truthful researched journalism

Estonia 🇪🇪

GENIUS. #eurovision

An article titled "How the Web Became Unreadable", posted on Medium. There is a soft paywall asking you to sign in, covering most of the article. Screenshot found on Mastodon https://beige.party/@mayintoronto/114497234942335666

cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows: [Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them] 1 TOWER FAN 1: Right lads, get ready. 2 TOWER FAN 1: This is our time. 3 TOWER FAN 1: The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here. 4 TOWER FAN 1: We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft, and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever. 5 TOWER FAN 1: I know what you’re thinking, lads: 6 TOWER FAN 1: Surely this will be the year they finally replace us? 7 TOWER FAN 1: Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018... 8 TOWER FAN 1: Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh… TOWER FAN 2: Cheers mate 9 TOWER FAN 1: But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists. By the time they remember, new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon. 10 TOWER FAN 1: So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out... 11 TOWER FAN 1: ...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than. 12 [The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder] PERSON: APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA

british fan chat

a beautiful field of tulips all lined up in funky little rows of different colours

hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields

It was really very comprehensive and showed great understanding of all of the fans concerns, so keep it up as it’s a staple watch for me now 👍

YouTube video by You Are My Boro What happens next as Boro bosses review season with Michael Carrick

Very much enjoyed the You Are My Boro end of season video/pod. Important questions about where Boro go from here especially if they inexplicably keep Carrick. Keep up the good work @domshawecho.bsky.social and @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social.

youtu.be/Jcd9ulm_pKs?...

Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.

You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.

Is my fancy autocomplete function sentient? Fuck off.

Guys I’ve invented a proverb and on consideration it’s mildly problematic

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

Fantastic summary, Dom. captures the mood without being overly dramatic.
After Carrick’s tetchy BBC Tees interview would love you to ask him about dropping 27 pts from winning positions this season and whether he still stands by the team’s “mental strength”.