Brett Favre Stole My Handle

Firing the people responsible for making sure states comply with IDEA doesn’t eliminate special education funding.

But, if you think all states will spend that money properly on those who need it, ask yourself why federal oversight was created in the first place.

Anybody know where one can apply to be a Soros-paid protestor?

There is no leader of Antifa.
There is no girlfriend of the leader of Antifa.

They are creating imaginary people so they can justify going after real people.

Happy Bir hday Derrick? SAR WARS

Please join me in wishing this great guy @spawn03.bsky.social
a “Happy Birthday!” 🥳🎉♥️

To all the police and military just now realizing where this regime takes us, I have one thing to say;
Better late than Nuremberg.

I hope Bill Belichick tries to coach the Yankees next.

I kept reading about a super full moon in Aries and wasn't really sure what that meant but now I get it.

It's de-lush-ous!

Hi, Niemand!

"Kavanaugh's the bitch," exclaims Amy Coney Barrett.

Hard to argue with you there.

Bingo!

If Republicans have taught us anything, it's that you cannot just make debt disappear...unless you're friends with the president.

I’ve got a skit idea for SNL.
Have Drunk Uncle come out and lip sync the Orange Embarrassment’s UN address.

Thank gawd Donald Trump is draining the swamp! Wait, that sounds kinda swampy.

Indeed.

Know who might need the vaccine the most? Those who either can't afford the co-pay or don't have easy access to a doctor.

A thief just came up to my front porch to steal a package. He opened it up, saw that it was supplements, and threw the package and bottle onto my front lawn. Little did he know that they were magnesium pills and they would've helped him sleep better with himself at night.

Please remember to tell the government to fuck off this weekend 'cause that's your constitutional right.

I heard they settled on a DEI hire.

I'm thinking about starting a dating app for dumb Americans. I wanted to name it Turning Point USA, but apparently, that's already taken by a group of morons.

If Republicans hate DC so much, why do so many of them choose to stay after their political careers end?

"Name one thing he said that was racist."

I love when the 𝘋𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘖𝘸𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 crowd assigns homework.

And Bingo was his name-o!

Wow

Sound familiar?

Yep.

I believe it.