YOU HAVE WON A HAM

i honestly thought dracula was in the room with me saying those things. but it was just a hog pig

the fail loneliness epidemic

why does she look like she's lying

Elon Musk: Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says "I will always love you"

I know people think Musk only bought Twitter to help the rise of fascism.

While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.

With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.

i should change my bio back

Back cover synopsis reads: Humans Dan and Sarah went to Planet Crab to see what was there. There they found huge crabs! It made them happy to see. They wanted to know how crabs become so powerful and the answer is familiar: Crabitalism - the new & exciting economic system. Human lives are ground to death and digested for the good of a select group of giant crabs! Everyone is running and smiling. The crabs are getting bigger! It is good to make powerful crabs more powerful. Humans Dan and Sarah want to tell their planet about Crabitalism now! Review blurb reads: Boy oh boy, i am a human doctor and lawyer and I must say this new and exciting economic system is something. United States should adopt immedi-ately! Humans will love. Dr. Lawyer Nxlyn Moklyx Crabitalism facts: • Humans love to serve powerful crabs - Giant and powerful crabs make planets better • Human suffering small price for giant crabs - Everyone smiles at crabs

Illustrated book cover featuring giant crabs eating people who are running in every direction. Copy and title read: On a distant planet of crustaceans exists a new and exciting economic system... CRABITALISM Humans go in - Crabs become more powerful! HORK MYXLN

science fiction
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lifehack: never have enough money saved for a funeral. avoiding burdening your loved ones with the cost is a powerful incentive to stay alive!

very painful period god damn this sucks so bad fuck

the core of christian doctrine is to multiply the loads and snitches

dang UK website wants 72 dollars shipping

fifty dollars for 15ml of liquid. if a single drop doesn't put you in a k hole for eight hours this shit is way overpriced www.mecca.com/en-nz/gisou/...

that's nothing that is not any thing at all

when jesus was a kid his mum had to do way too much laundry and washing up. because he multiplied the loads and the dishes

demilypyro good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window chefpyro me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH 209,576 notes ..

inspired obviously by this tumblr classic

[Wessex, 1025 CE]

BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd

AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

i put some kind of stupid expensive honey and rose scented hair oil on and it smells so good i don't want to wash my hair ever again

shonen rival entering career in gay porn: [walks by gloryhole] i see... so he sucks cock THAT way, huh... maybe the legends ARE true...

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Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things

husband told me brianna wu melted down and i seem to be blocked by her. i must be on a cool list

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as much as i hate to beg, with the gov shutdown, SNAP not coming through, and other bullshit...
i've made a fund thingy. please, anything helps honestly.

gofund.me/049e0e70f

i washed my hands and arms in their sink and still

went into the new mecca shop and came out smelling of fifty different excellent perfumes that work together to create a powerful bioweapon

damn why is Damon Albarn in this bsky.app/profile/list...

my entire country has five million people in it

isn't everything baseball, in its heart? no. only baseball is

yep

is that robert pattinson

What if it’s between John Wayne Gacy and Donald Trump. What then. What if it’s between The Riddler and Donald Trump. What if it’s between Plankton from SpongeBob SquarePants and Donald Trump