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The Onion brings the truth.
10.11.2025 05:04 β π 240 π 35 π¬ 7 π 1They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. Theyβre caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you donβt agree with that, you donβt understand Politics,
10.11.2025 02:44 β π 11362 π 2493 π¬ 209 π 107"Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them.β βFrederick Douglass, speaking to Senate Democrats
10.11.2025 03:45 β π 993 π 315 π¬ 20 π 11Dear Democratic Senators: if you vote for this selling out of the ACA it will be the end of your careers. Depend upon it. You are there to defend this country against Trump and the fascists, not collude with them. If you become Quislings, you will forever REMAIN Quislings
09.11.2025 20:26 β π 3089 π 1062 π¬ 192 π 115Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These arenβt acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
Not to put too fine a point on it β
but if the President is successful in this, the insurrectionists will also get their payday (not the shaman, but the rest of them) β
which would absolutely be a travesty for the nation and every person whose life has less opportunity because of this corruption
Prior White House renovations were done by practical people with good taste. They made the building more functional without sacrificing its architectural and decorative refinements.
The current renovations are being done by a shockingly vulgar man and will tackily undermine the building's beauty.
Republicans in charge of Congress have abdicated all responsibility for governing the nation to Trump. There are no checks. There are no balances. No Kings.
17.10.2025 17:12 β π 3487 π 1268 π¬ 170 π 73NEW: Proud Boys & Trump's incels plan to attack cops at "No Kings" protests, so Trump can send in the military. EVERYONE must hear this: If you see violence, SIT DOWN. Leave only the provocateurs standing. Do NOT let them win.
Do not let them win!
18.10.2025 02:39 β π 264 π 138 π¬ 13 π 10Everything Trump is doing now is a preamble for his regime's real goal: to invoke the Insurrection Act.
I donβt want to unduly alarm you, but you need to be aware of this imminent danger. Let me explain whatβs going on.
Russell Vought seems to be aiming to end all of US science.
08.10.2025 11:43 β π 99 π 33 π¬ 4 π 1The story of 2024 is this: Trump had a plan to destroy American government called Project 2025, which had, literally, not a typo, a 4% approval rating. He lied constantly and said he wouldn't do it.
Then he entered office and immediately implemented AN EVEN MORE EXTREME VERSION OF IT.
There is not a single example in American history of a president doing something like this: having a secret agenda that's incredibly, unbelievably unpopular, spending the entire campaign pretending it's fake, and then, upon winning, going "psyche!" and not just embracing it, but expanding on it.
03.10.2025 02:15 β π 1747 π 289 π¬ 16 π 8It is the greatest political lie ever told in American history. Not just some busted campaign promise, but an entire campaign on false pretenses. Literal cartoon supervillain behavior: waiting until you get in office and implementing a comic-book plan to annihilate US government virtually overnight.
03.10.2025 02:17 β π 1699 π 287 π¬ 12 π 11But somehow Trump not just breaking a promise but intentionally misrepresenting his entire extremist, revolutionary agenda to absolutely devastate and reconfigure US government is treated as, more or less, Trump Just Being Trump.
03.10.2025 02:23 β π 1441 π 193 π¬ 26 π 5Most of the power authoritarians have is freely given. We should not comply with them in advance.
Trump is far weaker than he looks. So is the GOP. We should draw them out, drain them at every opportunity, and fight for peopleβs wellbeing at every turn.
We have been sent here to fight for people.
I haven't had time to read up on the latest shooting, but I'm going to post my incredibly radical position that a shooting is bad no matter who did it and no matter who was shot.
Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.
Graphic that reads: The Tax Code is Rigged Working families pay an effective tax rate that is 4x higher than the average billionaireβs. The biggest source of income for the ultra-richβthe increase in value of investments they donβt sellβis never taxed at all. Trumpβs βbig, beautiful billβ made things even worse, giving trillions in tax breaks to corporations, billionaires, and millionaires. Itβs not fair that a billionaire can pay a lower tax rate than a public school teacher.
Our tax code is rigged.
Itβs not fair that a billionaire can pay a lower tax rate than a public school teacher.
Exclusive: President Trump and international partners are discussing plans to build a βRiviera of the Middle Eastβ on the rubble of Gaza.
One plan would establish U.S. control and pay all of Gazaβs more than 2 million population to leave.
Tulsi Gabbard is *very obviously* a foreign intelligence asset and I hope we all live long enough to see her tried and convicted for it.
01.09.2025 00:14 β π 2999 π 909 π¬ 68 π 16the Federal Employees & Contractors Oral History Project (FECOHP) was launched in 3/2025 by the Organization of American Historians (OAH). Directed by an experienced oral historian & former federal historian, the project seeks to capture this pivotal moment through the voices of those who lived it.
31.08.2025 22:30 β π 226 π 108 π¬ 0 π 1SCOTUS is the one institution insulated from Trump's retribution because of their lifetime appointments. If they wanted to contain Trump, they would have. They don't want to and mostly agree with everything Trump has done. They are politicians in robes.
26.08.2025 01:40 β π 411 π 102 π¬ 20 π 3If Trump dies he dies, but that won't solve the maelstrom of crises that brought us to this point. The only thing that will is creating a movement that fights corruption, addresses wealth inequality, reinvigorates basic human decency and interconnectedness, and pushes for a more human future.
26.08.2025 01:35 β π 353 π 71 π¬ 8 π 3I used to think trump was trying to distract from the Epstein files, but inflation is getting so bad, and his big ugly bill is such a disaster, it might be those too.
America under trump is unaffordable.
And 2026 is coming.
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
$170 billion could end homelessness. It could fund Head Start or pay for nutritious school meals for our kids for well over a decade. But itβs instead going to Stephen Miller so he can build his mass deportation army to target our immigrant neighbors: americasvoicecnn.substack.com/p/stephen-mi...
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