SammyBlaziken

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

This ghoul has finally been fired. But make no mistake, Stephen Miller is still in charge of DHS and especially ICE.

Trump White House Schooled After Getting Basic Detail About American Revolution Wrong In AI Video Post

Who wants to tell him? 🙄

if i was Kristi Noem i simply would not quote Orwell

"I asked God to forgive me, which he has."

Honestly this is the biggest perk of serving in Congress. Most people have to ask forgiveness and wonder. If you're in Congress you get a same day answer from the big guy.

For a regime that insisted on renaming the Department of Defense the Department of War, and a new and cocky Secretary of War who can’t stop lecturing about lethality and maintaining a warrior ethos, these guys are surprisingly afraid to call a war a war.

If human rights are limited to certain groups, they are not really human rights, are they?

Secretary Noem acknowledges ICE and CBP can't shoot Americans for peacefully protesting, videotaping ICE officers or lawfully carrying a firearm, and yet her agents are routinely violating the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. There is a total leadership breakdown requiring immediate change.

If the government gets to decide if you have them, they're not human rights.

US Attorney Pirro @USAttyPirro We cannot comment on ongoing investigations in response to Michael S. Schmidt @nytmike EXCLUSIVE and BREAKING: Despite pressure from Trump, DOJ tried -- but failed -- to build a criminal case against Biden and his aides for the use of the autopen. This is latest example of DOJ failing to follow through on Trump's desires to use criminal justice system to indict and jail his rivals. w/ @DevlinBarrett @alanfeuer

talk about posting your Ls

Rep. Keating is in disbelief as DoD official Elbridge Colby plays dumb about a decision to suspend US weapons shipment *that was made by Colby's office*

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.

Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse. n.pr/4rUa1zD

PAT RYAN: 'Does the US want to be the policeman of the Middle East getting nothing but spending precious lives & trillions.' Rng a bell?

COLBY: Defer to you

R: That was Trump. How about this - 'we simply cannot afford to get enmeshed in a Middle East war'

C: Defer to you

R: That was actually you

From FT comments

Like Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Holy fuckin shit they did it. They reprinted secret box

Yeah, this clip will certainly be shown as evidence at the trials.

Ohh my fucking god I just learned how to fix an issue I had win 11 for the longest time.
My USBs would randomly disconnect when playing a variety of games from competitive ones to VNs on a whim. The were all disconnecting because of One Drive and its documents copying. It all works now perfectly...

get a load of Kristi Noem's facial expressions as Rep. Kamlager-Dove enters articles in the congressional record with headlines like, "Lewandowski taking out trash at Noem's DC home" and "ICE Barbie's mile high private chamber with alleged lover exposed"

The video of a United States Senator joining the violent removal of U.S. marine from a hearing and hideously breaking his arm in a door is an example of what has been unleashed in this country. They’re tapping in to get in on the violence.
And then he bragged about it on X later.

Crobat
Ability: Night Shift
Once during your turn, if this Pokémon is in the Active Spot, you may use this Ability. Search your deck for a card, shuffle your deck, then put that card on top of your deck.
D - Poison Wave 80
Your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Poisoned and Confused.

Sudowoodo
C - Daring Quest
Search you deck for up to 2 "Tomes of Transformation", reveal them, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your deck.
F - Rock Hurl 30
This attack’s damage isn’t affected by Resistance.

Well would you look at that

Tomes of Transformation
You must play 2 Tomes of Transformation at once (only apply the effect once).
Choose a Basic Pokémon in your discard and switch it with 1 of your Basic Pokémo in play. Any attached cards, damage counters, Special Conditions, and any other effects remain on the new Pokémon.

That’s a lot.

McGovern: How the hell is this America first? You guys broke your top campaign promise. Good luck with that. I hope the defense contractor money was worth it. Shame on you all. The mask is off. You're all just a bunch of pathetic Neocon Warmongers.

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities

McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay