animal jayson ⭐️👁️

this is why we exclusively play fighting games from 10+ years ago, that shit is carved in stone it aint ever goin anywhere

i really liked hunt showdown for awhile, has a really cool swampy cowboy theming, but i kinda fell off and awhile back i was thinking of reinstalling. and then i saw the latest announcement was "new event: Post Malone's Dark Carnival" and i decided not to. my point is, filth genre.

sol is the exception and it's because daisuke is unbelievably gay for freddy mercury

hirihiko araki is goated because yes, he does make guys who are So Jacked, but he also makes guys who are So Gay, which is how you make a cool male character.

ive had Allegations thrown my way for always maining hot babes in multiplayer games but the truth is just that men are on average way too insecure to make a male character who's actually cool. all they can come up with is "what if a guy was sooo jacked" and it's so lame to me.

mfs will really say "dont assume you know better than the player" bitch if i knew better than the designer id BE the designer!! i dont know shit thats why i play stuff other people make!!!

ok i thought she was a little lame until it turned out she was the thickest "im walkin here" new york accent of all time. that really tied it all together.

this game can be a little like, oh the goat guy is named billy huh? and the native american character is an archer. ah yes, here's blue hellboy. yup, very creative valve. but sometimes they bust out that sauce that reminds you they made team fortress 2.

deadlock cast is a little hit or miss imo but doorman might just have that ultra mega swag. this dude is way too cool for being "redhead bellhop jerma985."

looked on the front page of steam. bro arcade gamers have every right to be pissed every single day.

not a gore sicko myself but i have been sending it to my gore sicko oomfs, both because i think they'd be interested, and so i can go "so you remember I Wanna Be The Guy right"

i asked my grandfather why they don't do The Master from Fallout anymore. he broke into tears. "we don't know how."

TACO Trump is too busy doing missile strikes on children in iran to notice im on a HUNGER STRIKE from the cost of groceries lately!

donate to Senator Limpdick today so he can meet with lin manuel miranda for a protest photo op

"there's so much player expression" no!!! what you mean is the game is well balanced, stop this!!!!

tragic when you watch a video about games that comes to the right conclusion but from the wrong direction. "this game's mechanics are so good because the complexity and lack of clear telegraphing increases the immersion" NO you're just describing depth again!! that's just depth!!!

hey everybody just woke up. hopefully no manmade horrors beyond my comprehension while i was asleep.

my employees will die if we dont remake tears of the kingdom right now. bzeep will DIE.

there has been a 10+ year long crusade aimed squarely at fromsoft for being the last AAA studio left on earth with any integrity, and its logical conclusion is "they are literally evil for not letting Slop Studios Inc. remake their Brand Product for my consumption."

i adore the talking point that fromsoft are somehow the villains in this situation or even "killed bluepoint." yeah i work for JaysonCorp and my family will starve if nintendo doesn't approve my Breath of the Wild remake. it's actually morally wrong of them to say no. they're killing my family.

well fuck me.

im sympathetic because it sounds like they were just desperately throwing out safe bet ideas to try and stay afloat. but also holy shit at least say ico remake lol.

scroll through the replies and quotes on that article and youll see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension. lots of “all i wanted was a port” but also tons of “wow ive lost all respect for fromsoft for turning down a remake.”

the Rage 2 marketing strategy

my galaxy brain theory is that remakes are a cultural coping mechanism so we can pretend games are still progressing, “i mean it must be outdated if its getting a remake,” and so it’s irrelevant what the remake Is so much as what it Represents

if i were smarter i could cite baudrillard here

the silver bullet to me is ive literally never seen a single suggestion for what a remake would even change. nothing besides “higher fps and resolution.” people dont even know what theyre asking for beyond the vague concept of Bloodborne But Even Better.

A reminder: if you want to support my work, buying my book is a great way to do that.

If you want to read a book about how to get into fighting games, buying my book is also a great way to do that, but if you don't have the $ you can just DL it for free.

Shinguuji Sakura and the rest of the Hanagumi of Teikoku Kagekitan/Imperial Combat Revue/Floral Assault Troupe from Sakura Taisen.

Shinguuji Sakura by herself, in uniform and pulling her katana out

Sakura Wars is having a 30th anniversary and I am nothing else if not a warmer of cold foods (blatant reposter if you wanna be boring) #サクラ大戦 #サクラ大戦30周年 #art #90sanime

the 50% of people in the replies/qrts going “wow this really makes me think less of fromsoft, i mean i can’t even understand why they’d say no!” are not getting past the pearly gates

all of my bluesky followers who are all already communists who only play games from 20 years ago must know that i will judge them if they buy this product they were literally never gonna buy

LOL. guys this chicken alfredo im eating is The Chicken Alfredo We Need Right Now. yes i was going to eat it anyway but i think you should give me a round of applause as well.