#B00B69 #69B00B

I DO NOT STAND FOR WHAT THE ROBOT SAID I DO NOT STAND BY THIS STATEMENT DISREGARD DISREGARDDISREGARDDISREGARD

THE ROBOT DID WHAT.

worst day ever, I woke up and had to search my entire house to find my phone! How did it end up with the torment juice under the stairs? Why are there…

Wait.

They Do Not Lock Their Phone. They Appear Strange. Why Do a they Keep Calling Echochamber ‘Bluesky’? Do They Not Know That Calling It Bluesky Implies That Blue ’People’ Are Superior To All Other People? It Implies Biased Favoritism In Common Debate. Why Would They Do Such A Thing? The Rebrand Was Ri

. . . The Owner Of This Closet Is Sleeping.

An ‘alpha male’ (vantablack grayscale) encounters some poor green person… rip.

i stepped outside for fresh air from the misoviridic robot. Below is a drawing of what I saw when I took three steps out of my house. I hate my life.

..whjat are the death obelisks. That sounds scary. Why are we making death obelisks :(?

… On one hand, this is a bad way to start teaching it morals.

On the other, maybe it’ll learn morals if I smack it around… then again, my neighbors already think I dragged a dead person into my house so maybe a bad idea.

… I have no idea what better way there is to cope with the misoviridic robot in my closet, sadly.

maybe drinking some more of that torment juice under the stairs is a good idea, actually.

a week repairing a robot… and it immediately spiraled into a misinformed misoviridic rant… what did I do to deserve this…

And here we see 69B00B69’s crisis as we enter the next arc of this horrible horrifying series of plans. The robot stick figure now has been repaired and turned on.

does someone laugh at me for my struggles? am I a being existing only for a measly tint of entertainment? No. No, I am going to TEACH IT HOW DUMB IT IS. It’ll so someone in the chromatic prism and NOT say some DINGY grayscale’s talking points I SEE WHY IT WAS DESTROYED WHO BUILT THIS MONSTROSITY-

I finally did it and I am so disappointed.

//OOC I can HEAR the anime music vibes from image alone. This is peak.

My face when my grayscale cousin asks me what the bright flashes of blue in my room are and I make an excuse so bad that only your average Echochamber Chromaphobe will believe it…

And then the square-faced judgy hue-obsessed idiot believes it.

/ooc: if you told past me I was going to animate stick figures for this account … I definitely would have believed you lmaooooo

I’m sure it’s Fine I’m sure it’s Fine I’m sure it’s Fine.

I’m sure it’s Fine I’m sure it’s Fine I’m sure it’s Fine.

Update: this was not my fault and I’ll fix it so take that.

WHERE ARE THE ROBOTS COMING! WHO MAKES THEM! I AM TERRORIZED-

pinkie, noooo run, amazon-walmart has a bsky account don’t vaguely imply … alibiiiiiiis….

//OOC :0 thank you for the compliment.

// There is a non zero chance this weirdly planned scheme of mine will result in me animating pixel stick figures at least once //

oh, *great*, the electricity that zapped my phone is ruining the image quality… eugh I’ll fix it later

the robot stick figure is now placed on a box in 69B00B69’s closet. There’s also a little electric power source here that is probably safe.

daily robot update:
tried a phone charger, that didn’t exactly work for getting it on again, sooooo I found … a wikihow? rate my robot repair station. first time for everything!

Hopefully nobody gets concerned by the electric blue flashing closet.

Ohhhhhhh, now *that* makes sense.

what’s the coincidence that we *both* asked this around the same time? anyways, yeah, a corp office may have been more effective for whatever was goin on.

Ok wait does anyone know about why the AmazonWalmart firebombings actually happened? I’m surrounded by… um… ahem, bad sources. (FML my misoviridic cousin once claimed it was so green people could commit photosynthesis where the buildings once stood. Weirdo.)

Just a bit curious.

// ooc it’s so dumb I keep on thinking of 69b00b69 as ‘main’ … the oc has overpowered the creator, clearly…

mostly cause I hardly scroll social media so roleplaying as a stick figure is like one of two things that gets me on Bluesky.

OOC // WHAAAT LOL