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A weird fiction pod about an ex-ghostwriter searching for a missing thriller author. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. https://www.patterspod.com/listen https://linktr.ee/patterspod Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen

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I ๐Ÿ‘wonder๐Ÿ‘if๐Ÿ‘i๐Ÿ‘can๐Ÿ‘have๐Ÿ‘some๐Ÿ‘money

04.03.2026 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"ew gross...I stepped in some AI"

me, on the Internet these days

04.03.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When a rich kid solemnly says "I was fortunate enough..."

๐Ÿคฎ

03.03.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me and the WinCo cashier discussing the motivations of an angry morning customer who tore down her aisle's candy bar shelves because she wouldn't sell him liquor until 8:01am like we're Samwise and Frodo philosophizing over Gollum's inner-torment

03.03.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Haha You Clowns

Haha You Clowns

This show is killing me

03.03.2026 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
iHope ad

iHope ad

this is a real ihop ad

everything old is new again

03.03.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ALL-CARDS: The Trading Card Storytelling Game A strategic storytelling game played with YOUR trading cards. (1-2 Players)

Check out ALL-CARDS: The Trading Card Storytelling Game by The Devastator on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/dev...

27.02.2026 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now this I gotta hear

27.02.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@murderxbryan.bsky.social and Chris James joined us to observe the finest movie-related discourse on the internet. Hear the whole episode FREE at our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/150882...

27.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This is awesome we love it when the good guys win

Still time donate $$ to a fantastic game(maker)

27.02.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ghostkissers"

27.02.2026 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing news: ate a 4 month old package of "boil in a bag" Indian food and only got a slightly upset stomach.

Given these findings, will likely reduce old food consumption to 3 months

27.02.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Animated East Interactive 3D subtractive synthesizer plugin for Mac (Windows coming March 2026). Features include: -Unique Interactive 3D Level Environment encouraging focus on a single synthesis module at a time. ...

Wow our musical maestro Erik just created an interactive 3D subtractive synthesizer plugin for Mac (Windows coming March 2026).

animatedinstruments.com/products/ani...

27.02.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Howdy, Folks! Rainy Day Comix #3 is now LIVE. ๐ŸŒง๏ธ
kennykeil.gumroad.com/l/wuhxwr

27.02.2026 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like when characters piece together "butterfly effect what-ifs" in the present tense, all

"Martinez never boards the train, the Agency closes shop - and the Operation falters before Chelalo even sets foot on the Omega Compound"

I like that

27.02.2026 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot from Nextdoor

a screenshot from Nextdoor

A screenshot from Wikipedia

A screenshot from Wikipedia

Sir Andrew Lloyd Weber lost the first draft of "Love Never Dies" this way

27.02.2026 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not all but more films should have sequels with " :Requiem" in the title

aka "My Dinner with Andre: Requiem"

27.02.2026 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finding Pattersby / Weirdo Mystery Podcast Finding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery set in the underbelly of 90s thriller book publishing

Web design program "Strikingly" really dropping the ball on auto reply, got me responding to signups on the backend like the Wizard of Oz over here

www.patterspod.com

27.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz

"you da king Dean"

26.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finding Pattersby / Weirdo Mystery Podcast Finding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery set in the underbelly of 90s thriller book publishing

updated our site with a variety of bells and whistles you should check it out:

www.patterspod.com

26.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same

26.02.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had an office coworker who was a hot wheel guy and gifted me a few hot wheels. It became clear it was a lottery psychosis/arrested development thing he nurtured. He also started every morning off with a bottle of mountain dew.

25.02.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sean Penn

Sean Penn

Sean Penn is looking great these days

25.02.2026 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
At No Point While Rewatching Every โ€˜Planet Of The Apesโ€™ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed

At No Point While Rewatching Every โ€˜Planet Of The Apesโ€™ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed

At No Point While Rewatching Every โ€˜Planet Of The Apesโ€™ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed https://theonion.com/at-no-point-while-rewatching-every-planet-of-the-apes-does-it-occur-to-man-he-might-be-depressed/

24.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1670    ๐Ÿ” 145    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
Noah Centino, star

Noah Centino, star

Jude the Obscure

Jude the Obscure

Wish us luck - after the box office success of "Wuthering Heights," pitching my Noah Centino-starring adaptation of "Jude the Obscure"

soundtrack by Geese(-cover band, Gooses)

24.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A mysterious screenshot

A mysterious screenshot

We never claimed to be pros we just play one on Internet

24.02.2026 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do we sell out with the most integrity to be able afford a $3000 used truck from 1999

23.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

".......eeehhllLIKE-A-GLOVE"

23.02.2026 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think we can all agree Ace Ventura Pet Detective exists in the same cinematic universe as the Fast and Furious characters

23.02.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Call me old fashioned but It seems a little f*ckin crazy to have ads IN my bank account - like the phone call coming FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING

22.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0