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the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services is in a hot tub wearing jeans with the 55yo "Kid" Rock. they are toasting their glasses of whole milk. there is a very large jizz-font "WHOLE MILK" graphic on the bottom.

the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services is in a hot tub wearing jeans with the 55yo "Kid" Rock. they are toasting their glasses of whole milk. there is a very large jizz-font "WHOLE MILK" graphic on the bottom.

kinda upset that a *literal* MILK TOAST isn't very milquetoast.

20.02.2026 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even if they don't *prefer* pedophiles it seems 5 out of 5 are completely fine with it. not a deal-breaker.

if your party is so completely inundated with pedophiles it is hard to be too picky? other parties have too many anti-pedophile gatekeepers. this means they aren't as tolerant as they claim!

20.02.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
โ€‹Trump orders alien and UFO files released citing 'tremendous' public interest In a bonkers Truth Social post sure to send conspiracy theorists into overdrive, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he's ordering the Pentagon and other government agencies to begin identi...

since there aren't any mentions of Trump and Epstein serially raping children in the UFO files i bet they get released in full and without endless delays? unlike some OTHER files most people are more interested in?

20.02.2026 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did they even say the glitter vomit was real in-universe? during that whole big sequence there was writing scribbled over the screen. i kinda doubt that was visible as huge giant floating letters in-universe. and it might've only even looked vaguely glittery *to her* with a larger visual spectrum?

20.02.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my only issue with this (or any other new trek) is they really gotta install some more lightbulbs in these ships! this is mirror universe lighting.

20.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i definitely believe he is an expert on Epstein. not because of any entirely imaginary "exoneration" but because he was clearly a partner and eventual competitor of Epsteins in the child rape industry.

19.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when? start?

not a big fan of keeping up on current events?

19.02.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
still from a video of my two dachshunds doing a battle. on left is the puppy 'bun' with bared teeth and very scary looking lunging at 'marbles' on the right. she looks very terrified. as dramatic as it looks they are definitely doing pretend battles.

still from a video of my two dachshunds doing a battle. on left is the puppy 'bun' with bared teeth and very scary looking lunging at 'marbles' on the right. she looks very terrified. as dramatic as it looks they are definitely doing pretend battles.

very dramatic.

18.02.2026 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ridiculous that we ever stopped calling these people weird. because this is real real weird.

18.02.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he knows they'll keep falling for it so why stop? he gets attention and a non-zero number of followers that'll believe and promote it against all evidence that it is never ever happening. they've been removed from objective reality so long ago it'd be painful to come back now.

18.02.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NEW Star Wars Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Analysis
YouTube video by WhatCulture Star Wars NEW Star Wars Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Analysis

very odd hearing people say my name many times.

weird name haver problems. definitely not something your average josh or jenny or sarah can even comprehend.

18.02.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
really badly masked 1977 F-150 short bed on Mach-E. firewall and door cut lines match really well. my dad has a 77 long bed so could source a short bed to do this since not using any F150 frame. need to do a lot more research on how badly a Mach-E might cry if you remove assorted sensors or resistor them out or whatever.

really badly masked 1977 F-150 short bed on Mach-E. firewall and door cut lines match really well. my dad has a 77 long bed so could source a short bed to do this since not using any F150 frame. need to do a lot more research on how badly a Mach-E might cry if you remove assorted sensors or resistor them out or whatever.

speaking of Ford EV trucks... last night i was noticing how cheap used Mach E are these days and also noticed that the wheelbase and track seemed very familiar. ๐Ÿค” (super rough masking but they are correctly scaled.) that is some really good lining up though. door cuts. firewall. all in great spots.

18.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a very huge mystery. i can't imagine any non-US people even wanting to attend US games.

why risk it when there are CA and MX games where paramilitary schlubs won't kidnap you?

18.02.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

remember that time Rush Limbaugh went on a trip to a known child rape destination with a bunch of other dudes and on the way back he was caught with a bottle of viagra that wasn't prescribed to him or any of his bros on the trip?

wonder what that was all about.

17.02.2026 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weird and nonsensical. whoever gave this idiot a doctorate should ask for it back.

16.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shouldn't be "concerning" if you have any basic reading comprehension skills.

16.02.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who is "they" and why would this ever be a choice?

this administration hates dogs. so i don't really buy whatever "concern" he is attempting to peddle.

16.02.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in what deranged scenario would that ever be a choice?

16.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"glittery, outrageous costumes"

picture of some dude in a bad plastic '80s halloween grinch mask. so outrageous.

16.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

except like most things he did not invent it. he just took Obama Derangement Syndrome and slapped his name on it. conservatives aren't original. they just steal from people who are. probably why they love AI so much.

16.02.2026 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maher is not 'left'.

16.02.2026 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the more annoying parts of all this is just how many morons so confidently conflate measles with chicken pox.

they are definitely different things!

and if i had the option i wouldn't have wanted chicken pox either! especially knowing i'll be in the shingles age group sooner than later.

16.02.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hopefully that'll keep them all busy enough that competent reality-based people can fix everything with minimal pushback.

16.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for what exactly? ICE is causing the problems in MN not solving any that anyone other than racist morons cares about.

15.02.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<100 and 1,000,000+ are so easy to confuse!

15.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why is bill lee dressed up as marsha blackburn? bit odd.

14.02.2026 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

disappointing to see him hanging out with that barely sentient bag of hair. hope it was worth it.

14.02.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it'd be real real cool if 'put up or shut up' was still a thing.

14.02.2026 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
zero chance i am describing this nonsense glitch art in any way that'd be useful to anyone. if you rely on screen readers i can assure you that you are not missing anything.

zero chance i am describing this nonsense glitch art in any way that'd be useful to anyone. if you rely on screen readers i can assure you that you are not missing anything.

accidentally did an art.

14.02.2026 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what are the "foreign adversaries"? like actual adversaries or just whichever actual ally made Trump sad this week?

14.02.2026 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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