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@varkjar.bsky.social

Nerd. Trans. Kinkster. Paralegal. Witch. Crazy birb lady. Now with 50% more introversion! she/her

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Latest posts by varkjar.bsky.social on Bluesky

ppl need to be smart and jus block those trump government accounts.

they’re here to post rage bait. don’t dunk just block.

17.10.2025 22:20 — 👍 115    🔁 42    💬 4    📌 2
Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions
Types of atom in the universe
Other 1%
Helium
25%
Hydrogen
74%

Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions Types of atom in the universe Other 1% Helium 25% Hydrogen 74%

Apropos ingenting. (Fant ikke original tweet, derfor ingen kreditering.)

16.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 40    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0
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Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

14.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 6141    🔁 3272    💬 290    📌 1505
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Snubla over denne igjen og den er så magisk

13.10.2025 08:39 — 👍 45    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0

When a man puts on a dress, he's still a man.

When a trans woman takes off a dress, she's still a woman.

And if a nonbinary person wears a dress, they are who they say they are, and they look damn good in that dress.

13.10.2025 12:48 — 👍 94    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0

DET ER DERFOR MAN IKKE SENDER PROPAGANDA DIREKTE PÅ RIKSKRINGKASTINGEN

MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL PÅ HVA MAN SENDER FORDI DET ER EN PROPAGANDASENDING

MAN HAR INGEN MAKT, MAN HAR INGEN MYNDIGHET, MAN HAR INGEN KONTROLL

DET ER DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET ESPEN

DET ER *AKKURAT* DERFOR MAN IKKE GJØR DET

22.09.2025 19:34 — 👍 524    🔁 154    💬 9    📌 5

Suppose you tried to solve math problems by rolling dice to get the answer

Sometimes, the dice will give the correct answer. Other times, not.

If you were to insist that the wrong answers were the *dice* malfunctioning, people would rightly mock the shit out of you.

15.09.2025 06:34 — 👍 986    🔁 215    💬 2    📌 14

I have a few friends that are offline and kinda think there's a big divide between online (not real) and offline (real) and I hope this week made them rethink that. These are all real people doing real things with real consequences, just cuz their culture is unknown to you doesn't make it imaginary

13.09.2025 11:30 — 👍 309    🔁 55    💬 7    📌 1

Flere ting kan være sant på en gang, vel?

1. Drap er aldri greit. Spesielt ikke hvis de er politisk motivert, eller innskrenker ytringsfriheten.

2. Charlie Kirk var et ondskapsfullt og farlig klæssetryne, som selv har oppfordret til og støttet drap av typen han selv ble rammet av. Si det høyt.

11.09.2025 08:08 — 👍 262    🔁 65    💬 10    📌 6

I alle dager NRK... prosjekt med å engasjere unge mennesker. Ja, hitlerjugend engasjerte også unge mennesker. Det er ikke den eneste likheten. Uvirkelig rapportering

11.09.2025 17:09 — 👍 96    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 2

charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising Black ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising gay ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising women.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising trans ppl.
charlie kirk spent his life dehumanising disabled ppl.

forgive us if we jus don't care.

11.09.2025 07:24 — 👍 718    🔁 127    💬 16    📌 9

Kom på showet vårt på fredag! Bare 100-150kr for å se masse skeiv kunst live ☺️💞💕
billetto.no/e/haus-of-bl...

07.09.2025 19:10 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Obligatorisk xkcd: xkcd.com/932/

02.09.2025 12:28 — 👍 42    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Men of Bluesky, vi må ta en alvorsprat.

Kvinner med et kjent navn eller offentlig posisjon av noe slag som sier noe intelligent trenger ikke:

✨Flisespikking
✨At du gjentar poenget hennes
✨Kverulering

Du kan gi henne en like, og akseptere at kvinner kan si noe bra uten din hjelp. 😘

23.08.2025 15:29 — 👍 84    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 0
Poster for D for Donation. Et dragshow på Blitz. Tittel er "It's time to make a choice!". Showet er 22. august og starter 20:30, med innslipp 20:00. Billetter kjøpes i døra for 150 kr cash.

Poster for D for Donation. Et dragshow på Blitz. Tittel er "It's time to make a choice!". Showet er 22. august og starter 20:30, med innslipp 20:00. Billetter kjøpes i døra for 150 kr cash.

Jeg skal opptre på Blitz på fredag! Tema for showet er stortingsvalget! 📢

D for Donation er et show der inntektene ikke går til artistene, men til enkeltpersoner i det skeive miljøet som trenger økonomisk hjelp. Det er en mulighet for artister og publikum til å hjelpe de som sviktes av systemet. ✊️

20.08.2025 19:31 — 👍 14    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 3

i don’t take hormones to affirm my gender i take hormones to stay alive

14.08.2025 23:16 — 👍 1173    🔁 195    💬 7    📌 0
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Sammen vinner vi valget Med deg på laget skal vi bryte sperregrensen og endre norsk politikk for alltid! Dette kan du gjøre.

Har du ikke lyst til å våkne opp dagen etter valget med angst for fire år med Listhaug-regjering? Da bør du engasjere deg nå! Jeg skal på aksjon for MDG både i dag og i morgen. Det er både lett og gøy. Og vi trenger all hjelp, for vi har ikke milliardærer i ryggen. mdg.no/blimed

09.08.2025 09:08 — 👍 51    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 0

I am *super mad* at itch.io marketing themselves as a safe place for queer creators and then rug-pulling them like this.

They could have said something to their creators, a group whose lives depend on organizing and fighting back, and led the fuck you pushback instead of folding. Come on.

26.07.2025 18:20 — 👍 180    🔁 43    💬 4    📌 0
It’s almost impossible to come up with an exhaustive list of unacceptable products to sell, so often we have to take content reviews one at a time. If an issue arises with your account that isn’t already covered by our policy, then we will contact you and share what options you may have.

If you've collected money while in violation of terms, we may be forced to refund or freeze all pending transactions, as accounts that are in violation of our terms are not eligible for payouts.

It’s almost impossible to come up with an exhaustive list of unacceptable products to sell, so often we have to take content reviews one at a time. If an issue arises with your account that isn’t already covered by our policy, then we will contact you and share what options you may have. If you've collected money while in violation of terms, we may be forced to refund or freeze all pending transactions, as accounts that are in violation of our terms are not eligible for payouts.

Itch's new content policy is:

1. We can't tell you what violates the rules.

2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made.

I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.

26.07.2025 17:49 — 👍 8047    🔁 4070    💬 5    📌 0

Queer artists having to resort to the Trump-simp-owned evil mega corp cause the mom'n'pop outlet who was supposed to champion us totally dropped the ball on that is... something. Surely.

25.07.2025 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as we enter into a new era of internet censorship, it is your solemn duty to break the egg prime directive. do it constantly. tell everyone. tell them again. tell them about estrogen and about T.

I made it to my mid-teens before I even knew what transition was. let’s not go back to that.

25.07.2025 15:00 — 👍 3080    🔁 1074    💬 60    📌 110

"Gender ideology went too far"

Look inside

Person was asked to treat a trans woman with a bare minimum amount of human dignity one singular time and couldn't handle it

24.07.2025 19:26 — 👍 492    🔁 76    💬 9    📌 1
A screen grab from Itch.io revenue sharing page. Reduced to 0% in light of their actions against NSFW content.

Revenue Sharing
itch.io is a marketplace for creators of all kind. It's our goal to support creators by giving them the tools to sell and market their work. As a way of saying thanks to those using itch.io, we utilize an open revenue sharing model.

You can decide what percentage of your sales will go towards itch.io. All money collected is used directly for running servers, paying for bandwidth, and supporting the development of new functionality. You can read more about itch.io's mission on our About page.

Learn more about how revenue share is applied to transactions

A screen grab from Itch.io revenue sharing page. Reduced to 0% in light of their actions against NSFW content. Revenue Sharing itch.io is a marketplace for creators of all kind. It's our goal to support creators by giving them the tools to sell and market their work. As a way of saying thanks to those using itch.io, we utilize an open revenue sharing model. You can decide what percentage of your sales will go towards itch.io. All money collected is used directly for running servers, paying for bandwidth, and supporting the development of new functionality. You can read more about itch.io's mission on our About page. Learn more about how revenue share is applied to transactions

Strongly recommend EVERYONE reduce their Itch support to 0% until they reverse course.

24.07.2025 09:03 — 👍 728    🔁 176    💬 7    📌 5
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Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy. Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.

Let’s change gears. Do some good

Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination

action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

23.07.2025 23:30 — 👍 7565    🔁 6642    💬 65    📌 263

Jeg begynner å bli lei av at folk prøver å gaslighte meg til å tro at Postgirobygget, deLillos, Di Derre og Trang Fødsel er forskjellige band

21.07.2025 17:18 — 👍 108    🔁 9    💬 13    📌 5

if you claim, falsely, that terfs are ‘misandrist’ im gonns start side-eyeing you so hard.

terfs do not hate cis men.

they hate trans ppl.

terfs infamously support even the most predatory of cis men( provided that man is also transphobic ). they weaponise misogyny against trans ppl.

20.07.2025 12:53 — 👍 104    🔁 23    💬 5    📌 0

Fuck that guy, eternally. Link within to Lila Shapiro's definitive @nymag.com piece. Using this link because some folks might not be aware that NG is **suing** one of the survivors of his alleged abuse. something something "ally" something something "feminism" www.vulture.com/article/neil...

02.07.2025 23:49 — 👍 3909    🔁 1519    💬 81    📌 148
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two transformers are standing next to each other and one says i have nothing but contempt for this court Alt: Kup and Hot Rod are standing next to each other in electric shackles and the latter says “I have nothing BUT CONTEMPT for this court.” Scene from Transformers: The Movie.

It would be nice to not have to use this gif as often as I have to.

27.06.2025 20:12 — 👍 65    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0

girl are you a 96% chance to hit in an XCOM game because i miss you so much

29.05.2024 16:24 — 👍 1835    🔁 538    💬 9    📌 16

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