Rhys

welp I tried an HDG story, had to stop midway through out of getting slammed in the primal fear/trauma parts of my brain, do not think I will be reading any more or further

at least I can say I tried

nuclear weapons are horribly dangerous weapons of war that can destroy the world, but also gave us fallout new vegas, so who's to say if they're really bad or good???

SHUT UP ANXIETY BRAIN YOU ARE JUST EXCITED PUT ON CLOTHES & LEAVE THE HOUSE BITCH

every rich billionaire: HALLOOOOO SEX MAN CAN WE ENTER THE DURANCE OF HORRIFIC DELIGHTS WE WISH TO SUCKLE AT MOLOCHS TEAT

Epstein: yeag,,,

One might argue that Mario is wuxia af

archaeologists will dig up your bones and know you were a boaner OUUUGHGJGHJ A BOANER

see people have this idea that there's like, thousands of years of conspiracy in history, and to such things, I present the goofy guy/gal theory

people are ultimately stupid, weird, and make things up, so of course things aren't accurately recorded, whoever wrote it is just a goofy guy

I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.

Reports are they’ve already grown a new Charlie Kirk ghola and are delivering him to the god emperor tomorrow

i'm hearing reports that in his final seconds of consciousness, charlie kirk received the light of Islam, and unflinchingly recited the Shahada

cheesecake factory is the buffalo wild wings of white woman dining

oh i posted this a year or so ago whatever

normalize going on immortality quests

whatll happen if i fail, i die??? i was gonna do that anyways dummy

trans girls: i am a perfect feminine flower, the pinnacle of maidenhood

also trans girls: i do be fartin

i love (extremely sarcastic) interacting with veteran organizations because it's a mystery whether or not they will be okay with LGBTQ stuff

back to work again at the bad bitch factory

do we produce bad bitches or are the workers bad bitches?

yes

I'm down

good fats are the kind I eat

bad fats are the kind that I don't eat

not because I choose not to but because I cannot relocate to eat those fats too

in this sense, "dude, where's my car" is the dark souls of 00's stoner comedy

call me a man-made divide the way I get these cheeks spread

*in very werner herzog voice* i think perhaps if you were to ask the turkey, he would not be happy, he would be horrified

And its stuff that I guess I can understand, like lycra and stuff like that, but then you've got one that's nothing but puffer jackets??? It's weird

Apparently! Like I said, it's all like weird AI generated images too

Its usually AI generated images too

I keep getting follows from vestiphilia folks and I mean sure but it's not my thing???

got done with orchiectomy!

shame about the ride home but oh well

existence is a continuous act, be conscious for it

The Warner Bros sheepdogs clocking in and out of their shifts to watch over the sheep so wile e. Coyote doesn’t get them. The dog clocking out is tagged Bluesky Nightshift while the dog clocking in is tagged Bluesky dayshift

He was like 30 mins late to the stage lol