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a man in a black suit is standing in a dark room with a sword . ALT: a man in a black suit is standing in a dark room with a sword .

04.11.2025 06:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just stared at myself in the bathroom for a solid minute theres a voice telling me to clean shave ITS WINNING

04.11.2025 06:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The shit on my phones kills me what da hell was i doing in 2020 man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this stuff is funny but its not funny

03.11.2025 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You eat babies

03.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No no no you see the problem is im not stressing at ALL i know where im gonna end up and i dont care to even attempt to change it

03.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They cant stop me from skipping im PRETTY sure the next test is on wednesday not today not that itd matter all that much anyway……….

03.11.2025 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Im gonna be a video game tester when i grow up

03.11.2025 07:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks very doable but ill for sure need to revisit them all it takes weeks for me to realize how much i like a song

03.11.2025 07:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From this day forward i will be listening to ONE (1) new album every day

03.11.2025 07:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My followers following count is my pants size

02.11.2025 17:34 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Its been years since ive noticed my battery being at 69 and the only reason i thought about it was cuz ive been noticing when my phones at 67

31.10.2025 08:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cool i didnt know that thanks you too

31.10.2025 07:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I meed to upgrade my cars audio system but its NOT cheap sigh itll be worth it

31.10.2025 07:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So lets set out to sea, love

30.10.2025 06:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Call me a consumer and ill kill you SHUT IP SHUT IP AHUT IP AHUT UPSHUT UP

30.10.2025 06:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My car has no soul completely empty except for a bunch of coins hmmm i guess i can burn a couple cds however i am a collector at heart i WILL be buying some i need to have either/or at least (greatest album of all time btw)

30.10.2025 06:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah bro ill handle the music

30.10.2025 06:38 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

And they say chivalry is dead!

29.10.2025 06:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok……. Is this because people i have added been playing these or what

29.10.2025 06:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe

29.10.2025 06:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The day after i get my license ill be paying a visit to every thrift store within a 40 mile radius of me

29.10.2025 06:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Harry, I wanted to write you a letter, so you can read it when you wake up. Maybe it will make you happy. Every morning when I step out and you're asleep behind me, I find a little piece of sadness in me. I carry it in my chest down Voyager Road...

27.10.2025 15:01 — 👍 48 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

My poker face is nonexistent the moment i think something is funny its clearly visible on my face im gonna mess up bad one day

28.10.2025 06:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hit 15k where all the hoes at i dont get it shouldnt they be flocking to me by now????? Maybe i need to wait 24 hours for it to take effect or something

28.10.2025 06:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

27.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Yeah

27.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Know you hear a TERRIBLE SOUND

27.10.2025 05:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hasan

27.10.2025 05:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whats the point of leaving your pc on all day i have mine set to sleep after 15 minutes am i missing out on something

27.10.2025 05:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I gotta say it was a good day

27.10.2025 05:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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