here, have some fish from 2002

screenshot of the end of the audiobook for “A Map For The Missing” by Belinda Huijuan Tang

drawing of a cartoon cat who is crying leaning against a wall saying “wait. hold on a minute. I think I need a minute. wait. wait, wait. hold on. I need a moment. i need. to sit down i think wait. wait. oh hold on, wait, please i am breaking down. hold on, wait”

so that last chapter… um… ok.. 😭

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

like FULL breakdown. how many servings? what’s month did I eat the most? what days was I most likely to eat it? how does it compare to the days I had the teriyaki chicken or the mushroom chicken?

okay forget spotify wrapped, i need a breakdown of how much trader joe’s orange chicken and fried rice i’ve eaten this year

you forget that i’ve been on that audiobook GRIND

happy spotify wrapped day!! 🫶🏻

do they know that
1) we can see vibrant colors in real life and
2) the land of oz is in fact not a real place and the audience knows that?

screenshot of Sugarcoat (NATTY solo) by KISS OF LIFE playing on phone

she got in that studio and said it’s time to make history

going to need A LOT more unemployed dudes on here before this place feels right

Chihuahua puppy smirking

"I got that dog in me. 😤"

the dog:

omggg moot popping up on my recommended it was meant to beeee

bro everyone is about to be 10 times sicker…

hello blue app meet my dog jaxx, it was the one year anniversary of adopting him yesterday 🫶🏻

I'm gonna give Bluesky a try but so far it's still dominated by what I can best describe as "theater kid energy" or "the vibes of an RA trying to organize a dorm activity"

🌱🌀 feelings

rosie and bruno put crack cocaine into APT like that’s the only explanation it’s TEWW good

sudoku

yeah

told myself once twt finally died i was just gonna be done with social media... yet here i am because i cannot live with fomo