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My son is watching Home Alone, curled up with his new kitten and having popcorn. Ugh my heart!

I hate doing dishes.

Butterscotch (the new kitten) briefly met Kenobi when he burst into my son's bedroom, there was sniffing and then mutual hisses.

He kept digging his claws into the carpet when I tried to pick him up, he's a jerk lol

A brown tabby tortoiseshell kitten with big yellow eyes and one orange paw looks at the camera while crouched on a red blanket

Cat distribution system at work.

I put Flash's registration tag on my son's keychain and his collar on his backpack 😭 we buried some rats with him, for company into the hereafter.

My son: "Now we'll have to keep an eye out at the backyard for any new cats who come... it'll be Flash come back to us." 🥲

My little boy is heartbroken and I know this is going to be a core memory for him. It hurts, fam 💔

A large and very handsome grey tabby cat with light green eyes sits on a wooden chair and looks judgingly at the camera

After a brief illness, my son's beloved cat, Flash passed away early this morning.

Help, my son wants me to give him a haircut "like Fred from scooby doo" and I'm dying 😭 🤣

Im not really tired.

Im just bored. Im so incredibly bored, burnt out.

Oh right. Hi bluesky.

A vintage barbie dressed in a black and white striped swimsuit from a happy meal

Now the irony here is he gave me a little Mc Donald's happy meal barbie.

And I still have it and found it tonight at my moms house.

I laugh because he played Ken in the Barbie movie. 🤣

Their "fun fact" was they were related to this little known Canadian actor on this show on YTV called Breaker High. He was their cousin and I've seen the family pics of them and everything so I can confirm.

Said actor was Ryan Gosling. You may know him.

So story time!
When i was like 14 I worked at an overnight summer camp- and i ended up dating one of the kitchen staff, the older brother of my camp best friend at the time. I had been a camper there for several years before I worked there. 🧵

Brain weasels are loud this afternoon after exertion cleaning rat cages.
Feeling like a no-good waste of space who wants too much attention from people, asks too much she doesn't deserve.
But at least my rats are happy :P

So tomorrow I'm sending my oldest home for idk how long. At least a month.

My step-dad called me yesterday.

My mom fell down the stairs and split her head open. He had to have surgery and get a dozen stitches and is in the hospital...
He asked if my oldest can go home and look after their sister and then help my mom when she comes home threw rehab and PT and stuff....

My US tech LOVED my Halloween leggings im wearing today and proceeded to tell me all about her festive decor she's bought already and setting up and we had a great chat while she was doing her thing about how Halloween is the most wonderful time of the year.

My fiance goes back to work tomorrow after two weeks off between jobs -
My oldest and I will be watching the first GenV S2 episodes that dropped since my son will be at school and we're SO HYPED OMG I'm not ready for how diabolical things are going to get.

Sadly this means I have only one more year with an earring I've worn for 25 years & the ball bearing is stripped so it cant come off... I'll have to get it cut off for the MRI haha

I had my follow up US this afternoon on my boob.
My dr called, confirmed the cyst is going down- I need to get another US in a year and also "qualify" for a breast MRI bc of increased breast tissue density since August 🫠

Im so fucking tired of being the default parent and the housekeeper. 🫠

The hangry cranky stage is setting in after no coffee this morning, nothing but just ginger ale and my vape, but now I just want a cheeseburger.

The pills were fine. I don't have a problem taking pills.

This drink tho 😅

Just had my first glass of my colonoscopy prep and omg it is disgusting. I even chilled it for an hour and nope... no, I don't like this.

Got the call from my dr to confirm i don't have celiac but it could be IBS so she wants me to start a low FODMAP diet - my oldest has the same restriction but they have ARFID & this diet eliminates basically all of their safe foods.... so this is gonna be fun as we navigate and figure things out.

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Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

He had it coming.

4 sleepy baby rats piled together inside a cardboard box, snuggled on top of aspen bedding and newsprint

Mochi has barricaded the babies in, lol. Tough luck mama theyre going to be scaling that mountain in just a few days! #ratbreeder #petrats

Bloodwork came back and it's not celiac so wtf is going on with my stomach and GI and everything else.