Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock

Ooh! Can't wait to see this one. I love the short film collections too.

#Libraries. Really important and simple demonstration of why they're important.

The Oscars are always a bigoted joke, but emilia perez getting the most nominations and ISTTG AND CHALLENGERS GETTING NONE???? really solidifies that the Oscars shouldnt exist.

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Me: Checks box

Two-factor authentication: Bitch you thought

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders

A screenshot of the Los Angeles weather app saying there's a 75% chance of rain this weekend.

If it actually rains this weekend, the number of people saying “We really needed this” is gonna hit an all-time high!

2024 Stoker Awards Preliminary Ballot The Horror Writers Association (HWA) has announced the preliminary ballot for the 2024 Bram Stoker Awards. Superior Achievement in a Novel House of Bone and Rain, Gabino Iglesias (Mulholland ) I Wa…

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[first day as a waiter]

CUSTOMER: this is whole milk and i asked for 2%

ME: oh sorry *drinks 98% of the milk and hands glass back* here you are

A horrific image of a someone who seems to have his hands tied behind his back. A big cat (the predator kind, not the overfed pet kind) has jumped up at him and is devouring his face. Blood splashes on the floor.

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.

#MosaicMonday

love the sinner, stab the eyeballs

A man takes a selfie with odd floor art of Ursa Minor aka a bear with a big star on its butt

Flying out of Minneapolis. As always, I’m grateful for the friendship of MSP airport icon, Butt-Star Bear

My ride or die crew is old enough that I would totally understand if they picked die

December 2016: Who knows,
Maybe we’ll get lucky and it won’t be so bad.

December 2024: The government has decided to un-eradicate Polio.

Please tell me a new-ish horror or sci-fi (or close enough to that) film to watch tonight. More on the pensive and pretentious side where they have one of those drone shots over the tall pines while a car is traveling to a remote destination ass films.

OpenAI whistleblower found dead in San Francisco apartment A former OpenAI researcher who raised concerns about the company is dead at 26.

absolutely fucking speechless. this is insane. INSANE. whistleblowers just keep being found dead? what the fuck? what is wrong with this country? when will we wake up? when??? www.mercurynews.com/2024/12/13/o...

An HD remaster of one of my earliest posts, now available in time for the election! Text: Every time you reskeet this capy, a transphobic state legislator dies Image: Capybara holding a trans flag, on top of a trans flag background

i’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡

graphic by @susysays.bsky.social

We need universal healthcare. We don't need a guy in charge of our health who is anti-vax and who believes that HIV isn't caused by a virus and who dumped a dead baby bear in Central Park and who said in court that he couldn't be responsible for himself because a worm ate his brains.

As I've said, I was very excited to pay for Bluesky until they told every trans person they no longer cared about their safety, at which point I no longer cared about paying them anything.

I think if ghosts were real there would be at least one attention-seeking ghost doing interviews and such or perhaps being an influencer

I am in a bit of a liquidity horror at the moment, what with an ebay buyer claiming a refund of £100, £200 being held for an RMA, and having to pay £170 ish at the dentist this evening. I am mildly fucked. This would be a great time to buy a print! Or a coffee, if you like my nonsense

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I am 'yay my plans to go out got cancelled' years old

Attn new followers:

You can do better!

From the windows ro the walls
To the bathroom down the hall
Flooring I’ll install
Ah cheap cheap vinyl flooring
Ah sweet sweet laminate

newspaper article with text “Tom McEldroon who asked to remain anonymous.” circled

This newspaper would like to offer our sincerest apologies to Mr. McEldroon, his lovely wife Peggy, and their beautiful children, Michael and Sally. We recently visited them at their home, located at 18 Maplewood Lane, to express our regrets personally.

My Dad lacks confidence as a hardware store Santa, but he is greatly admired by his subordinates. He has Lowes Elf Esteem