Jo Mama

Seattle Kraken are 2-0 I gotta get more merch asap

Gosei Sentai Dairanger (1993)
Episode 24

I'm on my second one of the day and my head still hurts. This might not be the cure, chat

Its a heck of a headache. And maybe this will cure the common cold for someone

The Devil's CBT (citrus bliss tonic)

½ teaspoon citric acid
½ cup of grapefruit syrup
2 cups water
2 tablets of Alka Seltzer
splash of grapefruit Italian soda

It does not go down smooth its a fight the whole way down but will it cure you? We'll find out, I'm testing it now

I wasn't even doing anything to get sick over lol thats whats pissing me off more than anything like if I was out grinding, hitting some milestones, I'd be like damn tough break but I gotta recover. All I did was go to the gym a lil bit and walk.

Remembering that time I lost the strap for ring fit and used this instead

Gamefreak: we need a bit more of the revenue money so we can hire more animators and staff who are good with cutscenes and maybe like 10 voice actors

The Pokemon Company: I think this money will be better spent paying Ed Sheeran

Saw a cutscene for pokemon legends z-a that made me go "it looks like that in the year of our lord 2025? For $70??"

Welp time to take copious meds and start my bed reign

Ear hurty, might be an inner ear infection because of the temp changes. Chat I can't lock in like this

i'm really glad jon bois made it so every dork i know who isn't that into sports roots for the mariners. what an incredible long form bit by him tonight.

I just gotta sleep harder better faster stronger

Call your reps and tell them to OPPOSE this nightmarish bill NOW!

NOT tomorrow! NOT next week!

RIGHT. NOW!

There’s still a chance to beat this to the ground, so get going!

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topical

$70 is too much to spend on the risk of "mediocre in hindsight". You can catch me waiting for the dust to settle, for all to be said and done, the end of the day before I buy pokemon legends za

Image of John Madden’s face in an inscrutable smile-like expression with pixellated text “MADDENING” underneath.

came up with a new meme let me know what you think

The first time I heard the song Beautiful Things I thought it was the remorseful wailings of a guy who just slept with a coworker and his wife found out

My sleep quality has been so fucking bad the last couple of days I'm literally waking up with less energy than what I went to bed with

Kono bangumi wa, goran no sponsa no teikyou de okurishimasu

I think I contracted @mewvore.bsky.social's sleepy bitch disease and it's starting to get to me

I mean, she has it WORSE, but yknow

Commands for Gamers

No alts, Its all pumpkin all day baby

The youth of today simply don't know what its like to be at home sick on the couch and having a life altering fever dream about velma dinkley because a pup named scooby doo is on tv at 10am

Okay but for real though lets get some rest for once

happy birthday to the pokémon game with probably the best out of context scene

its amazing how red he can get

Stumped on a witch design so I'm crowd sourcing. What kind of stuff do you guys think makes a cool looking witch like what kind of themes? 🤔

I do believe that god is real