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"Y'know that guy in the friend group who sends the weirdest shit to the group chat at 2 AM? yeah that's me" Kamen Rider Ghost's #1 Meat Muncher King of bad takes chronically behind the loop no thoughts head empty

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Book cover. The scene is a narrow street with row homes lit by street lamp along the left, with brick stoops. The title is in white sans serif: Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane? The subtitle is smaller, in gold: a memoir and a murder investigation. My name, kate crane, is in white caps. The blurb at the top says: Beautifully crafted. Crane stirred the embers of a Baltimore cold case everyone else was willing to forget – her father’s. —David Simon.

Book cover. The scene is a narrow street with row homes lit by street lamp along the left, with brick stoops. The title is in white sans serif: Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane? The subtitle is smaller, in gold: a memoir and a murder investigation. My name, kate crane, is in white caps. The blurb at the top says: Beautifully crafted. Crane stirred the embers of a Baltimore cold case everyone else was willing to forget – her father’s. —David Simon.

My dad disappeared from his Baltimore trucking company when I was a kid. 20 years later, I went looking for answers.

I did it to survive.

In telling this story, I hope in some way to help others do the same.

“Whatever Happened to Eddy Crane?” is out in April 2026. This is the cover…

29.08.2025 20:27 — 👍 579    🔁 154    💬 27    📌 68

I should probably put the paypal handle for those who don't wanna scan a qr code
@sozettasloow
contact@zettaslow.net

08.11.2025 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
a paypal QR code

a paypal QR code

08.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
a fridge that is empty save for a tub of expired greek yogurt and an empty gallon of water

a fridge that is empty save for a tub of expired greek yogurt and an empty gallon of water

my friends fridge looks like this right now. he doesn't have a job, his phone line got cut and things seem kinda bad for him rn. I'm trying to put together some funds for him to at least be able to eat something, anything helps. he didn't feel comfortable sharing his paypal so I'll leave mine here

08.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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zetta_slow1 - Twitch fumbling superhuzz || Dispatch

uh, I'm live streaming, join if you want
www.twitch.tv/zetta_slow1?...

05.11.2025 17:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Repost this if Trans people can kill chaos with you (jack garland offering a fistbump)

Repost this if Trans people can kill chaos with you (jack garland offering a fistbump)

14.12.2024 15:18 — 👍 2071    🔁 1487    💬 10    📌 7
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Remember:

Ultraman and Kamen Rider both took extensive hiatuses in Japan and their respective returns were both genre-defining entries and huge hits.

Pausing to cook is a good thing.

30.10.2025 15:21 — 👍 209    🔁 72    💬 5    📌 1

Technically battle network was also pretty tokusatsu coded on the GBA

27.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reasonable crashout

27.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the production staff said "drip or drown" and baku made the right choice

18.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of cartoon characters are bathing in a tub Alt: Peter Griffin from family guy announcing "I did not care for the godfather" in his final moments

Legit tragic, that game was the most fun I've had with a transformers game pre-Devastation (I did not care much for the high moon games)

18.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[Good Future]

18.10.2025 09:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

place a life-sized plush of her favorite eveelution(any plush of adequate size will work) in the same room as her and place a "free hugs" sticky note on it. this gives the benefit of a hug without forcing contact with people

18.10.2025 09:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

normal build with the sparkling eyes looks really cool honestly

05.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When the Cube doesn't give you your favorite card but you somehow got 3 Hero Kids

05.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we'll probably never see the 2 guys again because other characters look to fill their design niche, Ingrid was just lucky she was a super unique concept in comparison

05.10.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my head canon is that a character with a 10 second cinematic level 3 was so good they threw the game away due to the sheer amount of negative feedback

05.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it looked very grounded in a way you don't see out of street fighter any more, which probably wasn't in vouge at the time. like it feels as if they just ported character's full kits with no regards to game feel whatsoever, which I respect heavy, but probably not the smartest in retrospect

05.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that they don't see the distinction of media having to be actually liked by its target demographic for any moral to have any chance to go down is the reason a lot of these alt right grifter shows will be forgotten, they stifle creativity in the pursuit of indoctrination

05.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Veggie Tales has shaped the way I shitpost and my humor style would be entirely different if it did not exist. I still quote it semi-frequently.
with that being said, VEGGIE TALES SHOULD NOT HAVE WORKED, it was made by the only two christian comedians I've seen with any sense of humor and (1/2)

05.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Eddie Deezen’s character from Polar Express

Eddie Deezen’s character from Polar Express

I read all the Bluesky moderator staff posts in his voice

05.10.2025 04:20 — 👍 698    🔁 128    💬 11    📌 1

so I've heard. most of the people who don't like her fail all the character checks I put them thru

05.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The masculine urge to hit the gym after a traumatic life event to mask your emotions™ is really strong rn and I fucking hate the gym so thats how you know its bad. I'll probably just exercise at home and hope it goes away

05.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In my defense you give off an intense energy and while I entirely understand why, it can be a bit intimidating at times

also I tend to be a lurker generally speaking, sorry about that

05.10.2025 04:13 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
The bloody roar extreme cast

The bloody roar extreme cast

Please, It’s the year 2025.

The world needs Bloody Roar again.

27.09.2025 00:47 — 👍 22    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0
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17.09.2025 05:04 — 👍 186    🔁 65    💬 7    📌 6

I mean I arguably can't even talk, I have deep seeded biases against white people due to past experiences, I wouldn't say I'm straight racist but still(meanwhile my most recent quote post).

swearing at your cat in a derogatory way is crazy tho ngl

17.09.2025 04:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ngl I have no idea what they said I already have them blocked

17.09.2025 04:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have this opinion for a good chunk of the white male population of the US

17.09.2025 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I want you to know I mean nothing by this but I read this in low tier god's voice for some reason

I think its the level of anger in this message

17.09.2025 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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