sham, april version

I just learned that the Borden Dairy mascot and the Elmer's Glue mascot, Elsie and Elmer, were actually MARRIED and shown together in 1950s advertisements. They had KIDS.

na na na na na

exhausting, truly exhausting

found a unitarian universalist church near my new apartment we are sooooooooo back

Selfie picture of collarbone area with major cat scratches, some bleeding minorly

So Louis does NOT like snow

considering getting into rollerblading

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIITAN I LOVE YOU WITH ALL PF MY HEART & SOUL

Collage of South Korea’s President Yoon and British singer Charli xcx, the responsible artist behind the ‘BRAT’ marketing trend.

Image of a green flag to symbolise Charli xcx’s album ‘BRAT.’ The flag text displays as: “impeachment and it’s completely different but also still impeachment” — a nod to Charli xcx’s ‘BRAT’ remix album titled ‘Brat and it’s completely different but also still brat.’

A ‘BRAT’ flag was spotted at an impeachment protest in South Korea:

“impeachment and it’s completely different but also still impeachment”

CHIITAN ON BLUESKY LET'S FREAKING GOOOOOOO

do you remember summer '09

:)

i would walk through the desert i would walk down the aisle

Netflix!!!! It's SO GOOD

The Longhorns are headed to the SEC Championship Game!

The Lone Star Showdown rivalry resumed after being put on ice for 13 years by conference realignment, and Texas wins it 17-7 over Texas A&M.

I am giving you very suspicious squinty eyes

to be loved and to be in love

My body is a temple, and don’t call me Shirley

Every word you say is making me more afraid😭

the three wisemen

obsessed with these divas. just three astrology freaks who were 100% the most annoying horoscope weirdos in the group chat and got so into the stars that they basically became the first de facto christians. it's their time.

and then, just like everyone who gets canceled today, he came back three days later with an exponentially bigger platform and a book deal.

Have you watched arcane

Lord of the Rings but they’re stealing cars

I always want to read political viewpoints that I disagree with! It’s just that I’m a purist and refuse to read them if they’re not in their original preferred format: scribbled on the walls of the urinal at the local bus stop.

he’s going to become the next president at liberty university now

Am I just stupid has that been a thing the whole time

Seeing David Foster Wallace shortened to DFW is so crazy as a Texan.

Like wdym a metroplex wrote infinite jest

Wait you can message people on here????? Since when?????

i mean. can we just call them tweets

cross my heart & hope to die I swear I shan't betray you🙏🫡