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this places doesn’t have juice and unfortunately twitter makes me want to die

I’m at the age now where I’m excited to do my taxes.

I got drunk and forgot to update.

Coquito Stout. Like, wow. Too much flavor that you hits you right in the face. It is beautiful and perfect for a snowy in-laws event.

7.6% ABV, officially categorized as a Coconut Coffee Milk Stout.

So obviously, this to start off with. Hilarious beer. Incredible. Trick is to let it come slightly up from refrig temperature to allow the flavors to come forward. The cold hides beers (which is why bad beer is always ice cold - to hide how much is sucks! I’m serious!)

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Christmas Beer Thread

I have beers from Tree House, Sam Adams, Paulaner, and Goose Island.

Will be posting as many as I remember here.

deleting Christmas beers

WHY DID I GET AN AD ON THE TIKTOK SHOP FOR A NAZI FUCKING PENDANT?!

there is nothing better than finding out that the guy before you at your job was an incredibly awful human

Okay, I’m done with twitter again besides being a place where i just say random shit. What an inauthentic hell hole.

someone registered for the mustache masters with the exact same year, make, and model car that i had and it's incredibly alarming

we are using language that 2016 me would have believe was unrecognizable

What are the odds that “TrumpRx” is called that because he’s mad “Obamacare” exists as a name?

The Utah governor had to say the furry meme and that is seared into my brain

weeeeeeeeee

I turned 31 today, so I thought I should immediately start becoming a Strava guy.

Football season is back, which means I get to be so excited about America (in a liberal way)

I do not live and let live.

I will continue to hate.

And after finding this one person’s social media account where they are absolutely floundering and doing it in earnest, I feel vindicated.

M80 is unironically the best hope for German and NA CS

LOL

Having a job is going straight to my head. I just asked my wife if we could buy a sailboat off Facebook marketplace.

NY Finance was brutal and honestly, running Dust2 gave me panic attacks.

After years of being screamed at for the smallest mistake in the workplace (bosses, an entire rabid community who seemed to hate me for not a whole lot of reasons I was clear about), it’s still insane to get an “Yeah, it’s literally fine. Nobody is dying” response.

Playing in a dynasty league and realizing suddenly that almost every player I have has been in the league for three years or less.

Oh my god how are they already selling Halloween themed candy it is AUGUST

Unfortunately this playlist actually rocks

AND THEY WANT TO CUT RATES

I actually feel like the Fed, who have been cautious and learned from mistakes, is being a bit too optimistic here concerning the impact of tariffs.

JEROME POWELL WHAT ARE WE DOING BABY