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someone registered for the mustache masters with the exact same year, make, and model car that i had and it's incredibly alarming

we are using language that 2016 me would have believe was unrecognizable

What are the odds that “TrumpRx” is called that because he’s mad “Obamacare” exists as a name?

The Utah governor had to say the furry meme and that is seared into my brain

weeeeeeeeee

I turned 31 today, so I thought I should immediately start becoming a Strava guy.

Football season is back, which means I get to be so excited about America (in a liberal way)

I do not live and let live.

I will continue to hate.

And after finding this one person’s social media account where they are absolutely floundering and doing it in earnest, I feel vindicated.

M80 is unironically the best hope for German and NA CS

LOL

Having a job is going straight to my head. I just asked my wife if we could buy a sailboat off Facebook marketplace.

NY Finance was brutal and honestly, running Dust2 gave me panic attacks.

After years of being screamed at for the smallest mistake in the workplace (bosses, an entire rabid community who seemed to hate me for not a whole lot of reasons I was clear about), it’s still insane to get an “Yeah, it’s literally fine. Nobody is dying” response.

Playing in a dynasty league and realizing suddenly that almost every player I have has been in the league for three years or less.

Oh my god how are they already selling Halloween themed candy it is AUGUST

Unfortunately this playlist actually rocks

AND THEY WANT TO CUT RATES

I actually feel like the Fed, who have been cautious and learned from mistakes, is being a bit too optimistic here concerning the impact of tariffs.

JEROME POWELL WHAT ARE WE DOING BABY

Finding affordable, authentic Japanese markets in Providence is going to burn a hole in my wallet

I have a great bit with a lifelong friend where I keep thinking her birthday is the 20th but it’s the 25th and I swear to god the last three years I have screwed it up each time.

I have not yet, but fuck it maybe.

Did you guys know that you can use Excel Macros to create folders in SharePoint? No? Well, whatever. This better get me a promotion.

I think the healthiest thing in my life over the last nine months has been a complete disattachment from social media.

Trying to be super chill, but I decided not to go to the Pats game tonight and the opening drive was returned for a kickoff TD and I am feeling emotional.

these people need to touch grass

Mine basically does too. Gonna be here for life.

I know I’m officially old and boring now when I get exited looking at the multiple investment accounts I get with my new job.

Nooooooooo