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that stobotnik yaoi be hitting fellas

That would make the BEST band name

YES.

I'd watch the crap out of that. WHAT IF Bucky got to eat all his plums in Romania and just had a nice day

Honestly there's something so satisfying about when you think the tube is empty but you roll it up and get a final little glob out of it

Getting your belt loop stuck on a doorknob when you've had a bad day

All I see is a sassy hands on hips pose and Iove it

I could never be an archaeologist because nearly all artifacts look delicious.

rest in piss, anita bryant you homophobic bigot.

audiobooks should have subtitles

C'mon now, give her credit! They're opening a gender neutral bathroom in her honor. (This joke works better if there's already a picture of the gravesite so please pretend there's already a picture of her headstone and all that jazZ)

Vladimir from animal crossing, a pink bear with big teeth, a pronounced brow, and a Hawaiian shirt, peeks out from behind a staircase. The scene is kind of creepy because he's smiling but no one knows why

Why is my vladdyy-boy being so creepy? #animalcrossing #pocketcamp

listen, those movies are great already, but what lee majdoub did with agent stone should be studied and somehow hung in a museum

Am I the only one who gets like zero engagement on this app since the mass exodus? 😭

I understand why we've had to be this way on this side of things but i dunno, I'm just tired and it's lonely and I'll still probably read the Wilson translation because I hadn't heard of it and it's exciting and if it doesn't mesh with me, oh well, at least it's accurate and hell yeah for that.

And, I hate to say it, but we're so used to defending against those awful dudebros that we get SO defensive that anyone that slightly agrees with them is vilified and dog piled immediately, thus ending any meaningful discussion because it's a survival thing.

Oh yeah, because the awful people making a stink about it on one side probably haven't read any translation, let alone hers, and don't like that she's a woman.

I've literally translated it myself (from Latin, not Greek) but I shouldn't have to prove myself to have an opinion on this. I just happen to really really like flowery text in general but I still acknowledge that hers is the best/most accurate and I'm not sure why we have to be so awful about it?

The worst thing about the Odyssey discourse is that the Wilson translation is the most accurate but I still like the Fitzgerald because of nostalgia and my preference for flowery text. However the most awful shits online have decided to hate Wilson for ✨other✨ reasons and ruined any real discussion

Hitchin Dalek

@altonbrown.bsky.social I really need to know if it's an accident or intentional that some episodes of Cutthroat Kitchen have little snippets of the Goonies soundtrack

Awful news about Jimmy Carter but hope people come away from this understanding the very real dangers of autoerotic asphyxiation.

A woman in a dress standing with one foot on a dead cop, pointing a handgun with the top of her dress coming down to show some of her "bosom" and her dress open to show her thigh. There's narcotics and booze on the table, cards on the floor, and a legend reading 1) LAW DEFEATED 2) INSIDE OF THIGH 3) LACE LINGERIE 4) DEAD MAN 5) NARCOTICS 6) DRINKING 7) EXPOSED BOSOM 8) GAMBLING 9) POINTING GUN 10) TOMMY GUN

Everything you weren't allowed to show in movies, 1934-1968

From this far to this close…

#GoodOmens

I like to this weird space between christmas and new years the perineum of the year

from here on out this is primarily a @leemajdoub.bsky.social number one stan account because that sonic movie was the greatest movie I've seen in at least 6 years and 4 months.

This weighted blanket has me feeling like Giles Corey and don't tell me it's too soon for this joke. It's been 331 years.

Screenshot from Twitter of Ukrainian President Zelenskyy's account that reads: "People are dying, and he thinks it's "interesting"... Dumbass." Underneath the text is a screenshot of a video of Putin.

If you're not still on the other site you missed President Zelenskyy calling Putin a dumbass. I love him so much 🥹♥️

Screenshot of a text thread that reads: - Hey those squeaky shoes have saved me in many a store and mine had off switches. - Also almost got your son eaten by a cheetah. - that was one time but valid

Pro tip for parents: squeaky shoes for toddlers absolutely have a time and a place, but that place is not the zoo.