fen

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

get her ass

I just need a little for school

moooooom can you do my taxes

That's at least two bites, they wanted to be sure they didn't like it

heeeyyyyy

My X app keeps crashing, so in the meantime these are exclusive Fran Honks for only y'all

No (yeah)

she blue on my sky

good balance of fanservice/"hey remember this character?" and totally new characters, and most of the major players have been the latter while returners are mostly the rogue servant wild cards

fate/samurai remnant really is just everything i've wanted from a fate game
gameplay's not perfect but it can be really fun, the narrative is great so far, lots of little things that are faithful to the franchise

I had my hopes up really high for this game and it really did not disappoint

worst part of baking cookies is waiting for them to harden and be edible after taking them out
they're just sitting there smelling good and I have to not touch them

the grocery store clerk brown-bagged my sake like I was gonna drink it in the parking lot, so I guess I have to now

got permanently suspended from Twitter for violating the rules without actually telling me what I did, so that's fun
guess I'm here

got put in twitter jail for haha funny contextual joke
very cool!

it's what Lincoln would've wanted

born to be comfy, forced to sleep

roundabout?

hey babe you smell that?
me neither, start xeeting