Rebecca A. Carter

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”

there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet

did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

I second the Grand Marnier! And a little orange zest. it’s everyone’s favorite dish every year and takes the least amount of time.

I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now

I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion

screenshot of a YouTube video still of a chubby baby seal laying on the snow with the caption "In the glittering backlight, a fat baby seal is doing nothing special."

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

Picture of shark sculpture by MICA student Mayali Geyling.

Picture of shark sculpture by MICA student Mayali Geyling.

Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?

Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?

Now available for free!

Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!

Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!

a framed rectangular painting with a gazillion scratchy lines that look like how woodstock the bird from the peanuts comic strip talks in somewhat uneven rows on an off-white background

woodstock’s manifesto

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks

well done, good citizen™️

beautiful shot, the legs and the palm in the window 💙

Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home

seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

Another image from this summer Greenland adventures, this time during a moody day with a bit of fog, and the signature red sails.

was there a beverage

awesome as always 🏆

you could use max from the grinch too - one antler - maximum max

Yes, thank you for the bigger view, I hope we make it out of this

The real issue isn’t left vs right.

It’s not white vs black.

It’s not citizen vs immigrant.

It’s not gay vs straight.

The real issue is that a lot of powerful people have a vested interest — and a lot of money invested — in dividing us, and it’s working.

Logging off is an option

This is so extremely excellent

i hope all dogs are having the best day ever

Japan Post has ceased all mail delivery to the US for packages valued over $100. To get around this, a Japanese denim company tells me they'll ship components to US customers one-by-one — fabric, buttons, rivets, a sewing needle, and thread. You then assemble the jeans at home like IKEA furniture.

I haven’t been in my ‘comfort zone’ since third grade.

I feel this deeply. Stay shady, my friend