Upstate Dem

Epic. Just epic.

Epic. But damn.

The test is whether Trump will grant these (African) Christians refugee status.

Sir, that is not what Elvis told me just last week.

It was obvious to me what John Shmoltz was saying.

Terrible editing: It’s not Obamacare.

Check your goddamn AP Style book.

He lives in his mother’s basement.

The outrage from Republican members of Congress over the alleged invasion of their privacy is 1000X the outrage after DOGE gave Musk all of our Social Security numbers and other personal information.

That ICE agent’s favorite part of the job is when he can straddle another human being because that’s the closest he ever gets to sex.

Not even a Toto terlet

Nothing like watching a 1 percenter getting health advice from another 1 percenter, advice the latter 1 percenter usually provides other 1 percenters at 1-percenter rates.

Krugman gets it right.

Where have we seen that picture before?

Then all of this slow-moving catastrophe would be 100% on Republicans. The Republican conference in any other era would tell the president to pound salt and would have negotiated a deal by now.

Journalists don’t seek to make themselves the center of the story, as Palmeri is doing here.

“People tell me I should pardon Prince Andrew. I have the power to do that.”

DJT

I hereby rename Miller “Karen.”

Very good point

Never in the annals of American nuclear weapons policy has a momentous and complex proposal been first presented in half a dozen 140-character passages.

#arcdetrump

My wife has called her father’s childhood friend “uncle” forever. No one thought twice about it.

It’s a safe bet that Walker Cronkite would never have interviewed inspector Clouseau about a Louvre theft.

I need to tell my wife to stop calling the man she and her brothers have called Uncle Bill for five decades Uncle Bill.

Next Question: What the hell do you do all day?

The Tex-Mex restaurant at the corner has Hepatitas Happy Hours.

Have none of term heard of the French Revolution?

The Death of Empathy

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Deeply Corrupt State

While ICE spies on innocent American citizens.

“I want to challenge” literally means Gaines did not in fact challenge AOC to debate. She just wants to.