Betty

Interviewers all the time for some fucking reason: I’m going to ask this actor about the queer subtext in their show by saying “you know our (ship name) shippers are dying for the tea on (ship name) in the next season!” Do you read any of the fan theories or fanfiction about this pairing? Journalism

I released the first episode of my podcast with @lexie-henning.bsky.social this week! Edutainment Mashup is an improv podcast where one game designer and one historian get together to come up with an original video game concept in one hour. We’ve had some really amazing guests and wonderful games!

Watching Good Boy with Banana. She’s very concerned and started barking softly at the monster.

All dogs everywhere voice: hey, I am so sweet and loving and I am always going to stand just in the most inconvenient spot

Oh so when Japan celebrates a specific seasonal ingredient for a season it’s “so cool!” But when North Americans go apeshit for pumpkin spice for autumn suddenly it’s “too much”?

I think my frustration with the terms that I listed is that most of them mean different things to different people. I think that the dating scene has gotten so into shorthand that it’s providing less clarity instead of more. I also think that a lot of these are barriers against vulnerability.

So dating and “not into settling down”

I think we need to put the following terms on dating profiles to rest:
- “cute dates” (what does that even mean?!)
- “intentional connections” (have you… not been intentionally dating?)
- “relationship anarchy” (I think we’re letting fuckbois run the show)
- “solo poly” (DATING IT IS CALLED DATING)

Correct! I think they’d love Guitar Hero though

Things cavemen would love:
- water beds
- uber eats
- porn on phone
- pastel crayons
- toilet paper
- indoor heating
- crockpots
- indoor cooling
- sybian machine

It’s Jockstraps update day! We update every second Wednesday with goofy soccer hijinks and unhinged faculty requests.

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Yeah! With a smooth… chassis… and a flared… set of wings

That’s ah, quite the award design shape

Channel your inner Nelson and wall slap a cutie

Headline: Canada named among top 5 countries with the best quality of life in the world

American replies: MUST BE NICE

Canadian replies: FUCK ALBERTA! FUCK DOUG FORD! FUCK YOU CARNEY! FUCK YOU PEEPEE! FUCK YOU USELESS NDP!

Australians: I really liked the summer I spent working in Banff.

SHAPES

Arian Johnson

Halloween themed Home Depot ad where they help Old Man Withers build traps for the Scooby Gang.

Teaching people one at a time that companies will use your charitable donations for their tax write offs

Passion project checkpoint! Show me what you 🫵🏻 are currently working on

Just DM things I do: change the HP of a boss depending on how low my players’ HP is. I never want things to feel easy, but I also don’t wanna do a TPK

No one ever: you know what’s gonna make me wanna move into this house? Some hideous fake grey wood flooring

Fun fact: Taylor Swift and Ben Affleck could have been the children-in-law of RFK Jr

Just discovered your account. I’m now obsessed with your work.

Passion project checkpoint! Show me what you 🫵🏻 are currently working on

Chiitan follows me I’m so honoured

@henrybarajas.bsky.social is a hilarious and cool dude! I got to give a quote for his comic series Death to Pachuco! Check it out! www.simonandschuster.ca/books/Death-...

Comic book art by Rachel Merrill and Lee Loughridge.- "Death to Pachuco continues to be a riveting historical noir, dripping with 1940’s intrigue while not pulling any punches on the bloody history of Los Angeles." - Betty Robertson (Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Alien Rogue Incursion, Jockstraps)

"Death to Pachuco continues to be a riveting historical noir, dripping with 1940’s intrigue while not pulling any punches on the bloody history of Los Angeles."
- @bettytherob.bsky.social (Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, Alien Rogue Incursion, Jockstraps)

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