Purrfect Beyond Borders

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"You should die with honour NOW!"

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"..It's mother's day."

[He sat cross-legged on the floor of his living space, his blade sheathed, and resting firmly on his lap. ]

"...sometimes I ask, was it all even worth it."

"I'm.. far from home. I do miss them, but.."

"...it's just the way things have to be. Can't stop it now."

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"It's a huge help to me, so.. I don't see why not?-"

[TAKE THE PAWDDAMN HINT, HATARA!!!]

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[She hesitates for a moment.. before.. not taking out a rolled up map and hitting him on the head, but successfully patting him on the head.]

[Good job figuring that one out sport, that took forever. It still feels weird to do, but at least this way you can ensure he doesn't bark at you.]

[RIGHT IN THIS GODDAMN MOMENT ARE THE FOLLOWING WORDS "CURSE GRIMALKIN", "CURSE SHIMAZU", "AND CURSE EVERYONE ELSE PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE WHO GOT ME INTO THIS FUCKING SITUATION!" okay i may be taking a few assumptions here but the point is THIS PISSES YOU OFF! AND NOW YOU'RE PAWD KNOWS WHERE!]

[EVEN IN FUCKING DEATH YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE PIECE OF SHIT SENSATION THAT IS BEING ELECTROCUTED FOR THE SMALLEST SLIGHT, AND THE WORST PART IS, YOU CAN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID WRONG THIS TIME? I GUESS HE THOUGHT IT WAS A FORMALITY? WHATEVER THE REASON THE ONLY THINGS YOU CAN THINK OF]

[YES. THAT KIND OF SHOCK. THE KIND YOU HAVE BECOME ASTUTELY FAMILIAR WITH EVER SINCE BEING CURSED WITH THAT VIBRANT, YET TAUNTING COLLAR, ALWAYS MEDDLING IN YOUR SCHEMES BY REMINDING YOU THAT "you have to be a good boy now, patches!!!", EVEN THOUGH YOU NEVER WANTED TO. CURSE. EVERYONE.]

[He takes out a warding seal and scatters them in front of him. ]

"Well, I'll be sending you off now."

[And with a single slice through the air, you were promptly warded off from the area, with one final accidental "fuck you", because the way those seals ward off spirits is through abrupt shock. ]

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"I would've probably had a good time knocking your teeth in once you had your body back... and only spilling your blood upon this ancestral blade once you provoked me, through attempting to take my life, perhaps."

"I mean, if it's to the death, I can certainly acquiesce to that."

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"I suppose I have both failed in our agreement, and failed to honour the feud between our lineages."

"Since you are both dead, and you aren't dead by my hand."

[Also don't try possessing me, I have warding seals, you numbnut.]

"Dare I say I find this anticlimactic, if anything.."

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[Even though this is getting sorta ridiculous.. she's fine with it. Because it makes her job easier.]

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[She's totally cool with conventions of normalcy practically being shattered every which-way as long as none of the stuff she's delivering is damaged. ]

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"MhMM.. I guess I'll rest for a bit.. it's been a busy dayyy.."

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"Right on, then!"

"Let's get this work done."

[She's pretty ecstatic to have help with some of the heavier stuff. It's just bringing it into safe enough storage for now but.. ]

[The extra aid is making it go by a lot quicker!]

/// HOW LATE IS ITTT

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"I might just.."

[She checks the time real quick.. how late is it..]

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"I got.. no clue, but maybe I'll look out for it."

"And maybe even say "hi" back, if she starts speaking to me!"

[She seems.. to understand about as well as she should/could. ]

"Well, we got a bit of a schedule ahead.. or I do for the most part, you just help me with lifting the heavy stuff-"

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[She shows the list of stuff she was deliverin'. Well, good to know the shops here aren't out of stock here anymore!]

"This shtuff.."

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"Oh.. yea.. hha.. sorry about that.. a lot of heavy lifting and heavy driving and heavy exhaustion heavy on my shoulders and man the world feels like it's weighing down on me."

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"Crazy? I mean.. I dunno, I wouldn't judge."

"I mean, you've already mentioned magic and whatever you did back there was enough to convince me, homedog."

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"MY APOLOGIES I- Oh I forgot to have a proper rest after all the liftin' and carryin' of things today, damnit!"

"look, I'm sorry 'bout that- I wasn't lookin' for a moment til I heard somethin hittin' the windshield and I hit the brakes as quick as I could cuz "that ain't usual wth?" ghhfh.."

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"It probably didn't favour the last guy considerin' how he "left" the office. ( He didn't storm out, he wasn't angry, or sad, just.. strangely unamicable and very unreadable expressionwise. Idk. ) . Dunno why though.. was he really that slow on the uptake?"

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"...huh."

"Always a story behind these things. I'm all for that."

"Pretty awesome, I must say. Though it would not surprise me if you have heard it a dozen times from others."

"Still though. Soul Burnscars? Just saying that radiates some kind of formidable aura, very respectable."

///stfu

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[She was tired from delivering things around the place ( also carrying them ), dozing off behind the wheel for just a second before.. well, the windshield took a "stray" hit. Luckily she wasn't going too fast because she wasn't on a highway, but driving through town. ]

"WAAuuH?!-"

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"1/7. You feeling lucky, Itō?"

[NC]

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[Standing there with a bloodied blade, talismans in hand, and a glint in his eye.]

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"In fact, I even encourage it."

"I wish for this place to get more business and whatnot, so I can come here more often."

"It's.. nice, quaint even."

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"Oh, I'm not intending to. If anything, I wish to bring the opposite of trouble!"

"By.. actually making it so stuff arrives here on time. If there's deliveries that have to be done to here on days other than monday, I'm fully permitting myself to be able to be hassled as such!"