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@turd-ferguson99.bsky.social

The Turdiest Ferguson of them all.

408 Followers  |  302 Following  |  208 Posts  |  Joined: 20.01.2025  |  2.5976

Latest posts by turd-ferguson99.bsky.social on Bluesky

It is shocking to me that in 2025, EQ isn’t taken as seriously as anything else that’s intelligence-based.

At best, she will raise a kid who thinks he’s personally infallible because he is “good at math”, but can’t talk to his peers. At worst, a narciasistic sociopath.

12.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I LOVE kolaches. They’re delish.

12.11.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know who he is, but we are meant to be best friends. 😂

12.11.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No words. 1/2

12.11.2025 02:37 — 👍 3197    🔁 1950    💬 140    📌 156

Where in MN and at what time did you take this?

12.11.2025 06:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to try it!

11.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The winner will take home $6 and an expired steak. 🥩

11.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's the Duck one.

11.11.2025 20:40 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

👏👏👏

11.11.2025 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time.
No more hiding behind election terms.

11.11.2025 13:05 — 👍 17100    🔁 2949    💬 664    📌 227

Most big box stores have public toilets that you can use for free. Libraries. Many parks (at least in my state) have a small building with indoor toilets or at least porta potties. Roadside rest stops often have public toilets, too.

11.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Experts Say Blue States Can Stop Paying Federal Taxes. There’s Precedent If we could use nullification for people to get high, why can’t we use it to protect human rights and stop fascism?

Soft secession

Legislation creates a Federal Tax Escrow Account in the state treasury. Instead of employers forwarding collected federal taxes to Washington, they send them to the state. The state holds the money in escrow. A legislative panel reviews federal spending for constitutional compliance.

11.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 3895    🔁 1556    💬 243    📌 275
Early Career Rescue Fellowship

Three German universities offering post-docs for researchers "who cannot conduct or continue their work in the USA appropriately because of actual political pressure. "
www.uni-konstanz.de/zukunftskoll...

11.11.2025 19:10 — 👍 2219    🔁 1195    💬 42    📌 85

The man has charisma like nobody else.

11.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She was never “radicalized by Q-anon” she is a bored, rich, white lady who loves to be the center of attention, and would do anything to get it.

Ppl like this don’t understand that social media likes and other attention (be it negative or positive) won’t fill the hole you have inside your soul.

11.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave

11.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 13253    🔁 3788    💬 333    📌 221

I’ll believe it when I see it

11.11.2025 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You just didn’t get it. It’s excellent.

11.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Uncle fester in a wig is one of the funniest things ever to me.

11.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s an energy vampire and he’s loving this

11.11.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is exactly what I see every time Kevin Hasset pops up!

11.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Collin Robinson is hard at work with his new human job.

Energy vampire level: expert.

11.11.2025 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if it rains? Does it not smear or is there a coating put over the top to protect it?

11.11.2025 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is my favorite photo of her

11.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’d argue Reagan started this mess way back then.

11.11.2025 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was wondering if that was Reagan at the end 🤣

11.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep, or a diet pill for kids. 🙄

11.11.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same.

11.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tracking Anticipated Deaths from USAID Funding Cuts Brooke Nichols has launched online tracking tools that capture estimated increases in mortality and disease spread for HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis, malaria, and other diseases as a result of the near-total...

If at any point you are tempted to feel sorry for that miserable waste of skin please remind yourself that he has murdered a quarter of a million children and counting

11.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 1485    🔁 219    💬 8    📌 4

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