Matt-chu

Oh my! It’s go green!

Just so yall know this is what my dream man looks like.

Very excited to be leaning that I might be going to California in a month for work!

Yall are shocked the TS album sucked? Like I heard nothing about the single(s), that should’ve been the first red flag for all of yall!

Looks like perfection.

Ahhhhh just found out one of the women at work who I despise is most likely going to be working with me the next 6 months.

The guests at work loveeeee to look at me like I’m insane for coughing at work (sick rn), as if they’re not mostly to blame. Like you are blowing smoke directly into my face.

Omg where did you find that shirt!!!!

DOJ Deletes Study Showing Domestic Terrorists Are Most Often Right Wing Following Charlie Kirk’s assassination and the Trump administration’s promise to go after the “radical left” a study showing most domestic terrosim is far-right was disappeared.

The Dept. of Justice has removed a study showing that white supremacist and far-right violence “continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism” in the U.S.

The way I need to be under a big boy right now.

The girl in front of me in this flight won’t stop watching Charlie Kirk clips. Like girl please I can’t deal with it while being trapped in a metal tube going 330+ mph

I haven’t had a man inside me in 3 months

Vans are not made for men over 250lbs.

Giving 🐻face before work

The Epstein Birthday Book Is Even Worse Than You Might Realize Reading the two-hundred-and-thirty-eight-page document from start to finish is like examining a crudely illustrated contract with the devil.

It’s understandable why most of the media response to Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday book has focussed on its Trump-related content. “But this framing may actually undersell the book’s hideous, maggot-crawling depravity,” @winterjessica.bsky.social writes.

If flirting with middle aged men was an Olympic sport I’d at least take home the silver medal

Perhaps jolibee’s?

Where are we getting fried chicken?

My favorite thing is when I get paid with house money, like of you took 5k out and you’re just giving me $100???? I just feels so much better when it’s casino money

Maybe it’s just cause my blood sugar is high but wishing the WORST for jeep owners right now!

That’s the last time I order a sushi bowl from a food truck, got my stomach doing gymnastics!

Needed this 🥰😳

An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

okay fine I’ll say it

yes I would absolutely fuck guillermo del toro

Average furry convention.

Wow I’d love a sip of that water :)

Very glad that my one friend quin orchestrated the process to recolor the crossing up there. He’s a great fella.

A small white frosted cake with one lit candle and three orange shrimp Written on the cake in frosting is: shrimps is bugs --- (An oldie but a goodie, I did not make this)

SHRIMPS IS BUGS