Mike Behr

An everything beagle

An everything Beagle

It’s really all about how you put things.

If you say “Jeffrey Dahmer murdered his boyfriend and then ate his face,” well, that sounds sort of bad.

If you put it as more “one man’s brave journey to find healing after a loss by switching to the Keto diet,” it sort of takes the edge off, ya know?

@photochris5511.bsky.social there’s a nonzero chance you know this guy.

Heck, if the name is misspelled a bit and it was really Diblasio, *I* know the guy!

so a reporter with a right wing UK outlet set out to file a Mamdani hit piece, emailed who he thought was former Mayor Bill de Blasio but it was really a Long Island man who now lives in Florida named Bill DeBlasio, who used ChatGPT to give the reporter a quote that was published

Reading Rainbow revival four episodes on KidZuko on YouTube. Mychal smiles and holds the four books in the stills for each clip. They each have an assortment of views.

Filmed four episodes of Reading Rainbow, all are out on KidZuko on YouTube 😁

Thankful to still be in the world for this journey. Highest of honors for one of Reading Rainbow & LeVar Burton’s biggest fans ✨

Proud & grateful for all involved! 🦋🌌

“Take a look, it’s in a book!”
YOU can be anything 📚🌈

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Have to go for a bunch of tests and waiting

Sometimes the heart is “I like what you said” and sometimes it’s “sending good vibes.” Much appreciated

Well fuck. Got some bad news from the doc.

Man arrested with body armor and a suitcase filled with ammunition after threatening multiple synagogues, officials say | CNN In the latest antisemitic incident to rock a community, threatened attacks on synagogues in Alabama and surrounding states were thwarted when a person was arrested with a suitcase full of ammunition, ...

Synagogue tragedy averted. He did not intend to be taken alive: www.cnn.com/2025/10/28/u...

I’ve noticed that it’s not present in my kids’ generation. OTOH we don’t really do it either.

The loss of the concept of “auntie” is really sad. I grew up with many aunts who I was not related to at all.

The crappy thing is that the old folks who voted the fucker in probably won’t be around long enough to appreciate the consequences of their actions. They’ll go off to the great beyond very pleased with themselves that they kept Kamala out of the WH.

Fuck it. I might not wait. I wonder if I could train a model…

Wait until we see an AI claim that it is the second coming.

This SNAP cutoff is basically a Holodomor-lite, right? And for the record, yes there’s a shutdown but emergency funds are available if Trump chose to use them to feed people.

It’s a shame about Platner. I marveled at his ability to connect with people on the right. Sort of understand why now.

I was considering doing this as a side gig.

The number of times *today* I've had to explain to people that "pro-palestinian" "anti-israel" & fucking "Nazi" are not synonyms is so damn depressing

Sad and potentially dangerous. Seeing reports that nobody checked for things like asbestos

It could be soooo much worse.
1) Who had the largest inauguration crowd: Trump or Obama?
2) who won the 2020 election?

And so on

Trump 42% approval rating

42% of people didn’t realize their potato chips were made from potatoes

Our current situation in two pictures. 42% approval rating for Trump, and 42% of people didn’t realize that their potato chips were made from potatoes

“I made a horrible error in judgment and then didn’t handle the situation well after I sobered up or before I decided to run for Senate” is totally believable especially because he *definitely* didn’t handle the situation well after it came to light.

Clearly the trick is to buy American grown coffee

My favorite thing about Trump is that every day he says something that implies he’s either senile or a liar and then 40% of the country are like “This is the most qualified leader we’ve ever seen”

NYT Breaking News President Trump pardoned the billionaire founder of the cryptocurrency exchange Binance, Changpeng Zhao. 6m ago Notification enter i 24 NBC NEWS Breaking news 27m ago Trump pardons crypto executive Changpeng Zhao, who served four months in prison after pleading guilty to enabling money laundering at Binance 12 WSJ Breaking News 1h ago Trump has pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, whose crypto exchange has been boosting the Trump family's own crypto venture

Not the WSJ having the only even moderately acceptable push alert here.

NYT and NBC with basic journalism fails here.

Had anyone researched the construction company redoing the White House? I’m just assuming it’s Russian intelligence until I hear otherwise.

Sec. 2. And be it further enacted, That at the first session of Congress after every general election of Representatives, the oath or affirmation aforesaid, shall be administered by any one member of the House of Representatives to the Speaker; and by him to all the members present, and to the clerk, previous to entering on any other business; and to the members who shall afterwards appear, previous to taking their seats.

With Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) still not enabled to take her House seat, a review.

What steps must a member-elect take to become a member?
A) Take an oath (Article VI)
B) Administered by the Speaker, in the House, while it is meeting (Act of June 1, 1789 ⬇️, now 2 USC 25).

There's no other way? 🤔

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Is he just gonna steal $230 million dollars from us?

NY State Young Republicans stiffed Syracuse hotel for lavish party before racist chat ended their run Embattled GOP group failed to fully pay bills for three-course steak dinner, luncheon and open bars at Syracuse hotel.

Huh. Where did this “young“ Republican get the idea that racism was ok, or he didn’t have to pay bills?

www.syracuse.com/politics/cny...