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Mike Behr

@mabehr.bsky.social

Native NYer. MIT EECS. ImOnAConfCall on Peloton. FinTech / algo trading domain expertise. Not a nice person.

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Why did I think it was Florida??? I wonder what my brain is confusing it with

SC is also an open carry state so the point stands

18.10.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alsoโ€ฆ Florida is an open carry state

18.10.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Update: Pedestrian Killed on Main Street Huntington Now - News

Waiting to see if this is one too

huntingtonnow.com/update-pedes...

18.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember that few months when the news couldnโ€™t stop yapping about the Tea Party?
This is an order of magnitude larger than that but gets 1/10th of the coverage.

18.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rosie >> Pepe

18.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was skeptical of the viral post but hereโ€™s a story about it www.heraldtimesonline.com/story/news/l...

18.10.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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A friend in Corvallis, Oregon sent me this one ๐Ÿคฃ #NoKings

18.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18791    ๐Ÿ” 4273    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 293    ๐Ÿ“Œ 148

They joined Bluesky because they canโ€™t live without your attention. They donโ€™t want to govern, they donโ€™t even really want to โ€œwinโ€ in a conventional sense, they just want to play online all day owning libs and it drives them crazy when they lose access to your one wild and precious life.

18.10.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10831    ๐Ÿ” 2060    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those Epstein files must be bad.

#KY04

17.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6889    ๐Ÿ” 1532    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 146    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

If sort of agree with this

17.10.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A priest in my area was supposedly telling congregants that Francis (while he was alive) was Satanโ€ฆ in the very literal sense. I can only imagine what heโ€™s saying about Leo.

17.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're absolutely right โ€” starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—ฏ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€. Thank you for calling me out on that โ€” really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐— ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐——๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ?

17.10.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7057    ๐Ÿ” 1612    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Imagine if it turned out that most of the people who go on Irish news media supposedly representing ordinary, decent, old-fashioned Irish Catholics were actually members of a secret society so deeply reactionary that they have to be proscribed by the actual fucking Pope? Wouldn't that be fun?

17.10.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Heโ€™s very impressive. I wonder why theyโ€™re not more supportive?

15.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The correlary to โ€œdonโ€™t interrupt your enemy when heโ€™s making a mistakeโ€ is โ€œdonโ€™t get in the way of someone doing the right thing.โ€

15.10.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE is clearly afraid of those ghosts

15.10.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Capitalism

14.10.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They really should talk to the โ€œlemon juice in the face makes you invisibleโ€ guy that inspired Drโ€™s Dunning & Kruger

14.10.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A very cute dog with a ball in her mouth

A very cute dog with a ball in her mouth

Tiny little dog brain canโ€™t understand why I canโ€™t throw the ball if she wonโ€™t let go of it

12.10.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a reminder, the layoffs in govt were just done out of spite, not necessity

11.10.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29301    ๐Ÿ” 7334    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 786    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228

Non-violence done right

10.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turnabout is fair play?

09.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCongress needs to write better lawsโ€ has been the refrain of conservative lawyers for decades. But there was always an assumption that Congress would step in and use the power of impeachment the loopholes were abused.

09.10.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our authoritarianism is run on clichรฉs borrowed from the Eastern Europe of twenty years ago. Paid protestors, disloyal cities, evil Soros, vast conspiracies โ€” it was all tiresome then and there, and now itโ€™s pathetic.

08.10.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3908    ๐Ÿ” 1182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 179    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Heโ€™s such a narcissist that he canโ€™t admit that it was posted publicly in error.

Covefe

09.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Houston Street

08.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Vows To Nationalize As Many Private Companies As It Takes To Defeat Socialism WASHINGTON, DC โ€” President Donald Trump announced this week his administration plans on nationalizing as many private businesses and companies as possible in order to fight socialism.

Omg. The Bee wrote something thatโ€™s actually funny for once

babylonbee.com/news/trump-v...

08.10.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AP: Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar

AP: Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar

Children around the world have died because Trump and Musk needlessly destroyed USAID. These are some of their stories.

apnews.com/article/myan...

08.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1765    ๐Ÿ” 755    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Cigna isnโ€™t participating in Medicare drug plans next year. Theyโ€™re getting out of the business entirely. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

08.10.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Is This Lake โ€˜Burpingโ€™?

This is so cool - mysterious, rare loud booms come from this large lake near where I grew up and scientists are studying why. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/n...

08.10.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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