petty boop 𖤐

crying at work is not cute

i drove to work yesterday and TWO streetcars were dead stopped on dundas with no signs of derailment.

unfortunately, i did as Ross and Sharpio are effing incompetent. can ‘em!

sad day for blue jays baseball today

this is only the second time in my entire career that my work day has been cancelled due to snow! what do i even do with myself now?

this has been my first snowstorm driving a vehicle with 4 WD, hell yeah. come at me, snow.

whoops, accidentally started giving a fuck. i take it back.

not like my hands are my livelihood or anything 😒

busted finger with steri strips holding it together (& a little blood for theatrics)

box cutter: 1
max: 0

100%

what kind of goth would i be if i didn’t romanticize a haunting ♡

for the third time now, i caught a glimpse of the humidifier vapour out of the corner of my eye & thought it was a ghostly apparition. better luck next time.

i may have pierced my labia just to feel something last night

having monday as my saturday is the best sometimes

funny thing… ever since the fake tiktok ban, i’ve barely opened that app. it wasn’t intentional choice but shit feels weird now.

it’s one of my current on-repeat albums for sure

this band from iceland — Grafnár. the album is called Útför Heiguls. came out in 2019, female vocals.

I’ve made two bootstraps before 11am, i am pretty chuffed

listening to snowy black metal while chainmailling + watching a blizzard accumulate outside. fuck yeah.

sitting-on-the-floor DIY project featuring black spray paint, a raccoon skull, & a respirator.

this counts as being productive on monday still, right?

last night after work, I got locked in a service staircase & couldn’t get outside or back in the building. i had to knock on the kitchen door of a restaurant and then walk-of-shame through their establishment.

nazi musks fuck off

why does getting my spine tattooed feel kinda good today

making a bootstrap before lifting weights + a full day of massage. i can already tell this was a mistake. why am i like this.

i knocked a bunch of jump rings off my table when i stood up & i felt like Sonic for a second

goldfish crackers are the post-bench press snack of champions

two weeks sober. gaaaaaay.

i need an adult

same brother. bridge too far.

same- hopefully this isn’t a pitstop on the way to becoming a furry lolol