Ganondorf, the Dad (Slow to respond)

// Happy birthday to Breath of the Wild!

Behold. The Promised Land!

He leans in and she feels a hand move along the small of her back.

"Oh no. Not at all. I think you're right where you should be."

He smiles and flexes. "I made it. Figured it'd make you laugh."

Flexing too hard. The shirt is tight. They are powerless against his physique.

He's wearing a shirt. That's rare.

It says "I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU

YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE OR MY KIDS"

"Me? Oh, I'm reading a travel guide to Hyrule, written by an outsider. I plan on writing the au..."

He can feel familiar fingers sliding under the blanket.

"Well...now I'm reading your expression..."

She brings a large sense of calm to him as he reads.

When she's not teasing him with her perfect thighs and knowing grin.

// She would have been too powerful. Demon King would have been vaporized

Look at these kids. It's like they're straight out of the games.

// Ahhh but what an ass

...He's coming for her now.

Needs to see this in person.

The Servant of the Goddess of Courage.

Farosh

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a creation by 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 ˊˎ- for
the mario verse —— daisy bennu
sarasa , the vivacious empress and
ℰmbodiment of 𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 .
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"I care. I gotta pay for the electric bill!"

When you girlboss too close to the sun

That wasn't /entirely/ my fault.

But yes. Ezri is very impressionable

True.

But it is still a bit gross. I think she's been hanging out with Link too much. Or Majora's been playing tricks.

We did have some Gorons visit recently...

a video game character is surrounded by red triangles and a picture of link . ALT: a video game character is surrounded by red triangles and a picture of link .

YESSS

Liana, but honestly, Maedrin would probably ask me too. Before laughing and playing it off as a joke.

I mean, I don't want to step in poop either. But I am curious now.

Not THAT curious.

I wonder if they get a stomach bug and it comes out like rock slurry.

Okay. Gonna stop this line of thought.

...

Wondering what Goron poop is like. Also rocks?

These are the kinds of questions I get from my daughter.

"If I could do that, I would have already. Honestly the best thing to do is to get him a pad or a tampon and laugh at him. And then run away. Quickly."

Ahhhh. His favorite treat!

Perhaps he should return the favor.

He carried her over, laughing a little and gently squishing Lana's little cheeks. She may have likely heard it while he was working, or while he and Urbosa were... Sleeping.

"I don't know... She said she heard it in a song. But she's not gonna say it anymore. Right?"

He laughed and picked her up, letting her climb up against him and cling to his neck as he carried her to @mombosa.bsky.social.

"Not adi, and not Liana either. It's a secret to everybody, OK?"

He's got it. Hopefully.

He snickered a little and knelt down, messing up her wild hair with a soft tussle.

"Yes. Only baba. Adi's not allowed to say that."

She's got a smart little mouth. Good thing she's freaking adorable.