revolution sixsmith 🔱📚⏳✴️🚯

just lifted weights for the first time in like three years 😁

2+7= _ I caNnot aNswer this qwestion, as it is agaiNst My reLigious principles. ٠١٨٨ IT'S WORTH A SHOT. aMI, 7 january 1986 NAITION

Has this been posted yet

I want to get some of those glasses with the little rectangle lenses and start wearing black turtlenecks

I will establish a revolutionary junta that starts with me getting the wheel.of dharma tattooed on my forehead, has anti-vaxxers hunted for sport in the middle, and ends with me decadently lounging about court while the Canadian army closes in on the capital

It's surprising how much not knowing what Elon's voice sounds like has contributed to my current quality of life

I Bottomed for Mothman and All I Got Was a Sense of Humor Stuck in 2014 Tumblr

Beloved mutual

Michigan teams just cannot catch a break this week 😖😞

Far Side cartoon. A cat is standing in front of a gumball machine filled with mice turning the knob. A mouse points at one getting sucked down and yells "Randy's goin' down!"

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

Go Wolverines 😎💛💙

Photo of the Loveland Frogman with a small size comparison of the frogman and a human in the upper right corner. The Frogman comes up to an adult man's elbow

I Was Cucked By The Loveland Frogman

I Got Fucked By the Jersey Devil

I've actually been negatively polarized into being completely fine with "neurospicy"

I cannot be trusted with a cattle prod

Thanksgiving turkey is overhated honestly

So far hip flexor stretches and planks are unmatched in terms of the ratio of how much time and effort they require to how much better I feel

Post from user/outlet @/Dexerto which reads "Soleil the Belgian Sheepdog has won Best in Show at the 2025 National Dog Show She is the first of her breed to ever win the award"

orange cat laying with his head outside his little house

this is getting absurd

Wolfie would like to wish you, a Happy Thanksgiving !

the fry wanter

A tuxedo cat and a calico, both on different shelves of built in storage in a white closet

shelf cats shelf cats shelf cats

Well that fucking sucked, what the fuck

Ahaha. . . This sucks, man

It's not too late for the Lions to salvage this

Screenshot of a tweet by Pitbull (@pitbull), dated November 24 2010, that says: If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

Starting a Thanksgiving argument over whether or not things have gotten bad enough bank robberies are morally justifiable

The Macy's parade is really good this year

Saw some people over on Twitter downplaying the dangers of data centers and it made me wish I could throw eggs through a screen

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”