Elizabeth Lefebvre

Is one of those proteins cake?

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"Who'll Be the Next in Line?" Bam, you're a badger! #MilesofMasterpiece

'Beecham House' really should have gotten a second season. And yes, I'm still pissed about it seven years later. I need a comfort watch so I've chosen another show cancelled too soon, 'My Lady Jane.' #MilesofMasterpiece

"Beecham House Episode 6" Everyone is going to waste their time hunting down Marc Warren when grandpappy obviously took August. #MilesofMasterpiece

"Beecham House Episode 5" Baadal is giving off serious Colonel Brandon vibes. #MilesofMasterpiece

"Beecham House Episode 4" There are only two ways to ensure August's safety; leave the country or kill his great-uncle. Neither of these are the current plan. #MilesofMasterpiece

You would think that finding out the whole heroin chic waif look and ubiquitous fatshaming of women in the 90's was influenced by a handful of elite pedophiles as both their preference and a way to sex traffick more easily, would have made a bigger splash in the news.

"Beecham House Episode 3" The fact that when Marc Warren shows up that anyone trusts him baffles me. #MilesofMasterpiece

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"Beecham House Episode 2" His no malice mama!?! #MilesofMasterpiece

"Beecham House Episode 1" There's a Tom Bateman show that lasted more than one season!?! Why couldn't it have been this one!?! #MilesofMasterpiece

I’ve never even seen the show and I know this is the correct take.

Perhaps 'House of Cards' wasn't the best choice of shows right now... Which is why I'm going in an entirely different direction for my next pick, AKA 'Beecham House.' #MilesofMasterpiece

"The Final Cut Episode 4" And Elizabeth and Corder ride off into the sunset. #MilesofMasterpiece

A short story by @gailcarriger.bsky.social and the butcher shop on iZombie...

"The Final Cut Episode 3" FFS Mattie's tape recorder has resurfaced. #MilesofMasterpiece

Don’t be the village idiot.

If thy mind palace be empty, fill it with books ⚔️📖 HUZZAH!

I’m so glad we got a second season!

I LOVE FEBRUARYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Every year just a little more unhinged. Whether it's AI authors getting a tongue bath or lists of books that are swoon worthy with very curious interpretations of "swoon." It's just nonstop.

"The Final Cut Episode 2" You know, I think he might very well kill Makepeace for using his catchphrase. #MilesofMasterpiece

Presumably, while watching the women’s figure skating at the Olympics, Lady Catherine de Bourgh (Barbara Leigh-Hunt) says, “If I had ever learnt, I should be a true proficient.” From Pride and Prejudice (1995).

All of us during the Olympics:

"The Final Cut Episode 1" If you keep killing all your competent employees you can't complain when their replacements are shit at their jobs. #MilesofMasterpiece

"To Play the King Episode 4" The plaid bathrobe was a nice touch. #MilesofMasterpiece

ICE is leaving “death cards” in the form of customized ace of spades cards. In the game of Spades, the ace is known as the Trump card. More on my Substack. Join us: substack.com/@thefrankfig...

"To Play the King Episode 3" He doesn't understand empathy so why would he have guilt? #MilesofMasterpiece

You are in for such a treat!

No lies.

It would be a shame if it was contagious and he’d been near the White House…

"To Play the King Episode 2" I didn't hallucinate Baby Spice! Well, that's a relief. #MilesofMasterpiece

We have reached the “knowledge is trauma” portion of the program