@blazeweedman.bsky.social
she wants to sell my monkey
23.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 70 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
What can I do to help in this stressful time? Well a while back I mentioned a guy who 3D prints custom whistling ordnance for his compressed air gun. Go watch this video of his titled "Here's half an hour of pure potato cannon"
23.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 2
BREAKING: A push to name one of Chicago’s snowplows “Abolish ICE,” clearly linking the humorous pun to efforts to oppose President Donald Trump’s mass deportation effort, won the city’s annual snowplow naming contest, officials announced. @wttw.bsky.social
23.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 3918 🔁 925 💬 28 📌 123it's weird how tuned in to drumming i've become but herb goes off on this
23.02.2026 05:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it's primus sunday @sausagehobbit.bsky.social
youtu.be/GkmH8jSJ00E?...
would feel so good to bleed out here
23.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 547 🔁 59 💬 8 📌 0am i wrong
23.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
need this shit back
youtube.com/shorts/h4bbw...
the ice storm (1997)
23.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just missing the dyson airblade™️
23.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0are you checking out italian bathrooms
23.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mario isn't fucking
23.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0lol
23.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol she's sleeping peacefully
*heat pacino voice*
I PASSED THE MAILMAN HALF AN HOUR AGO
didn't read the fine print
23.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah man it's her fault
23.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
jesus christ
youtube.com/shorts/QYr3-...
do you have the urge for domestic violence, sign up today
23.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
no idea what this ad is for
23.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 4japanese sci-fi director: what if this giant monster just kept kicking our ass
nature documentarian:
[slaps roof]
this thing could swallow the titanic
these things ever learn to walk it's over
23.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A color portrait of Italian-American character actor Armand Assante, who made a career for himself in the 1980s and 90s playing various mobsters, gangsters, and tough guys. Patrick “Dutch” Dugan has questions about the provenance of this particular clipart. It’s obviously from 1995, a full year before Assante’s breakout role as John Gotti. So how did Corel know that Assante was going to be a worthy subject of clipart, and was the Gambino family involved? Dutch isn’t afraid to dig. If only Dutch were still around today to tell us what he found.
ASSANTE1.BMF
23.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 64 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 2goddamn
23.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh yeah let's see it in graph form
23.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's so funny to be yelling at the world about needing to stay on Twitter. It reminds me of the guy in a CyberTruck I gave a thumbs down to and he started leaning on his horn which sounded like the noise Windows 95 makes when you click where you can't because I wouldn't turn back around to face him
23.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 305 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 0You can make fun of Bluesky for a lot of stuff but the second you bring out the “active daily users” graph you lose because I’m afraid that’s nerd shit.
23.02.2026 00:54 — 👍 702 🔁 71 💬 14 📌 3bluesky is a leftist hostel horror movie that would tie me to a chair and ask me honest questions before they start cutting off my fingers
23.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i did not know this was possible
23.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump is gonna spend the rest of his life dodging cartoonishly inept assassins culled from the deep bench of increasingly unstable weirdos who support him. We’re gonna spend so much tax money defending him from “foreskin truthers” trying to cast a stick of dynamite over the fence into Mar a Lago
15.09.2024 23:32 — 👍 774 🔁 155 💬 19 📌 4
