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geno on strike

06.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

8 years ago:

06.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 31    🔁 14    💬 5    📌 1

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 4011    🔁 616    💬 67    📌 35

This is how the Bears fired Eberflus

05.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 35    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0
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*whispers*

justin faulk

05.03.2026 05:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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this is fair

05.03.2026 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chuck it in the bin

05.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

detroit not trading for anybody would be yzerplan

05.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

parts yes but the whole movie

05.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a very misty view of the chicago river in downtown

a very misty view of the chicago river in downtown

unironically one of my favorite kinds of chicago weather

04.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 829    🔁 86    💬 13    📌 6

every generation after x:

"these people drank lead tainted water and smoked cigarettes"

generation x:

"have you ever smoked weed out of a potato"

05.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this was designed by someone that used cocaine

05.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we should have stopped at 7, macgyver pen no notes

05.03.2026 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

cam ward vibes

05.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun…”

05.03.2026 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

i would probably beat these guys up if we ever crossed paths

"we created something that was already there with 60% less nazis" like they cured cancer

05.03.2026 02:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

crabs in a bucket

05.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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when he attempted thi bicycle kick i yelped

05.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

push his ass over the rail

05.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you're thinking of torq

05.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well i was entertained

05.03.2026 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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yes just watched condensed highlights

05.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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proper though

05.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK

SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK

Appreciate the clarity

05.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 2481    🔁 496    💬 23    📌 25

was going to sit down and watch the match and peacock doesn't have the replay, streaming services suck shit

05.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0