stitchy

if you like my work its a great time to jump in on my patreon! i’ve really committed to experimenting lately, and finding the fun in my craft. this march’s big perk are some gender monsters i’m in the middle of making. and as always, all tiers get 15% off coupons for my shop✌️

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Adam Ant

Whenever I hear anyone say they are adamant about something.

Genuine snort from me, so thank you 😂

new frozen jerks just dropped #ABOLISHICE

If you want to read a great book dissecting the impact of Puritanic Doomsday belief on American thought: Cults Like Us by Jane Borden

i sense he is going to get suh-lapped at some point

I'm actually really proud of this, I hope it finds a good home!

Two photos with captions from my special Positive Reinforcement. 1. I have a lot of hometown pride, but that's hard to show. Because it gets so aggressive when you're from around boston. 2. I have a red sox hat, and that's fine. But one notch above that gets too macho.

Two photos with captions from my special Positive Reinforcement. 3. The next level is a New England Patriots Jersey... 4. ...and the name on the back just says "BLUE LIVES MATTER" for some reason.

Two photos with captions from my special Positive Reinforcement. 5. Level three is a button down shirt with a camo pattern made of shamrocks, and it's called "shamouflage." 6. You're really only supposed to wear it when a Dropkick Murphy is born or dies.

*cue The Departed opening credits*

batch #2 is in the shop!

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Awwww

I was recently commissioned to recreate my Kermit / The Clash “Kermit Calling” piece I originally painted in around 2012. My client very kindly allowed me to create a run of signed prints, which are up on jameshance.com as of today!🐸🪕

✨🎨 Gesso / Gouache On Canvas

I’m screaming crying throwing up that Digby went to go see Louis

Believing in yourself is for mass shooters and Judd Apatow's kids.

Go watch Strip Law, this made me guffaw annoyingly @hellocullen.bsky.social

EVERYONES GOTA CRAP AND NO ONE WHO OWN'S PROPERTY IS WILLING TO GIVE YOU FIVE MINS TO DO IT, THIS TINY FACT EXPLAINS THE ENTIRE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD , THOSE WHO HAVE EVERYTHING REFUSE TO GIVE A DROP OF WATER TO THE THIRSTIEST SKELATEN, NOW IMAGINE THE DROP OF WATER IS HAVING TO TAKE A CRAP REAL BAD IN PUBLIC AND BEING THEIRSTY MEANS YOU GOTA TAKE A CRAP REAL BAD,,,,, THATS THE DILEMMA SOME OF US FACE A LOT, AND ITS ILLEGAL TO CRAP OUTSIDE, SO YOU CANT TELL ME THE WHOLE FUCKEN THING AINT SET UP TO GET US ALL IN TROUBLE , I REFUSE TO BE "IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!! NO OTHER ADULT MAY PUT ME IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME USE YOUR BATH ROOM MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!! "ONCE A CUSTOMER ALWAYS A CUSTOMER LET ME USE YOU'RE BATHROOM" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ASAP - dashare.zone ADMIN

What are advanced degrees even for?

cannot wait for tonight's
"hm are you sure motorcycle loneliness is the right cope for you?
"idk is joining a swat team the right cope for you?"
"if only there was some other outlet..." pitt scene

Hmm something to think about

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Hand sewn eye of providence plushie

Hand sewn eye of providence plushie

Hand sewn eye of providence plushie

Gonna get funky with the last batch of the $20 Doll That Costs $30 if you want in on that 🫨

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just broke 6k 💪

tom cardy is my noah kahan

robby, dropping off a 🪴 or two: anyway thanks for makin sure they don’t die while i’m out of town. kids! Be good for sabbatical daddy

jack, who is trying not to call his therapist off the clock so much : im booking a swat shift

Rabbot, Humor, Fluff, Getting Together, Potentially an AU Where Robby Makes Progress in Therapy/Potentially Canon Compatible- the juries out, I Didnt Google Shawn Hatosy Smile Gif at 4am YOU Did, Jock 4 Nerd, In Which Jack Confiscates Robby’s Leonard Cohen For His Own Good

i’m at 5334 words and my “tag as you go” cloud at the bottom of the doc is almost entirely useless 😌

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

ok who in strip law writers room did summerstock with oberlin kids, theres gotta be someone 😂

Thank you!

Aw thanks! I love making these, as a fan art format lol

Thank you 🥰

What a nice wrinkle of a setting :) Coulda just been holed up in any ol’ house, but they knew we deserve a silly little treat

Aw thanks!