Saki Kurokoma

You've got to be kidding, right? If anyone's calling the shots, it's gotta be the Keiga Family! I'm not gonna let some bozo like you take my rightful spot as Gensokyos ruler if you're gonna mess around!

It's important to keep the interest of the whole pack in mind. I'm sure the wolves would have fun chasing them around, at the very least.

So what? Even if you're right, mice are at the bottom of the food chain. To us at the top, your numbers just add up to an all-you-can-eat buffet!

You couldn't hold me down if you tried!

Hey. You take that back.

You must stay strong, even in the most dire situations!

Your odds of winning only go as far as you believe, so never give up on hope!

5. The other families get free apples and Yachie doesnt.

4. Yachie lost all her aura from Touhou 19 and became a joke

3. They always lose to the Keiga family. Sources cited: My brain

2. Yachie chose otters when there was much cooler animals to pick from.

1. They're kinda boring

Why the Kiketsu Family isn't a fucking aesthetic 🧵

Some of you are hilariously bad at flying.

-to join the Keiga family.

I want you.

Respond

Let me stop you right there.

You're telling me the other two haven't immediately slammed the door on you?

Great, they must be going soft!

You've had a taste of it, haven't you? Working with that sage...

I've heard some rumors that you managed to take down the terrible Yuuma, just for fun!

That's Keiga Family material, you know.

First off, I'm prettier and funnier than the both of them.

Second, I can tell from a glance that you have no muscle. So even if you were interested I'm still gonna kick you aside.

For some folks strive for peace, you sure know how to hold your own!

I just think it'd be good for you. What better way to test your faith other than some good, old fashioned mettle?!

Oh, you absolutely can!

It definitely reflects our wild side, don't you think? A visual reminder that we won't hesitate to bite back!

So be it, take your stinky wool elsewhere!

Here, you'll need these. 👢🪽

Fine by me, you take your stinky fur elsewhere!

Join my yakuza organization

What, so you can just go run away into the water? Coward!

Go ahead, try and make your come dream true!

It doesn't matter WHOSE in charge to me, that just means I'll be expecting you when I make it to the top!

What were we talking about again?