𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ

I'm charismatic, witty, and goal-oriented. BOOM. YOUR TURN.

UGHHH.

Name three positive qualities about yourself.

... Quickly.

Okay, well, that "other channel" just licked around at the window of my ship in response.

I'm a bad bitch doing charity work. Don't be hatin'.

WHAAAT.

So, Megs. About that gun mode.

I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

I'll be gentle. Or rough, if that's what you're into seeing. PLEASSEEE.

...Can I hold you in gun mode? Can I 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑡 you? In ... gun mode? Clarifying statement.

..............You're not a tank?

( said as if that ruins all of his appeal. )

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⠀ P͟R͟I͟V͟A͟T͟E͟ E͟Y͟E͟S͟ .ᐟ
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ＴＨＥＹ＇ＲＥ⠀ ＷＡＴＣＨＩＮＧ⠀ ＹＯＵ
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ P͟R͟I͟V͟A͟T͟E͟ E͟Y͟E͟S͟ . . .

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #𝗧𝗙𝗥𝗣 — #𝗠𝗩𝗥𝗣
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I didn't finish telling you about how to do a donut. SO when you. Um. First gear. Punch it. Fwowooshh. And then you TURN really hard—

I think I'm concussed. ( * 😵‍💫 )

waghtt. erh. No? I don't know.

I...guess it's the readers. Who cares if the writer reads it, if no one else does. But the...sword kills the readers. Or does it kill the writer? But it doesn't really kill the writer, if the words are. Read. I don't know.

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 are we talking about?

fuck you man

( Blissful moments of silence. )

this slag *

tough *

are *

( slow, evil grin. )

That's not what your carrier said when I—

Are my optics looking straight.

( cross-eyed. )

both are undeniably unc status.

ewww, starscream's drooolingggg.

( funny little dent in her crest. seeing stars. )

...

( it worked tho. )

lrt. brought a tear to my optic.

Heh. Not with 𝑚𝑒 around! Can you do donuts as a tank? I'll teach you. Super simple. Are tanks stick shift or automatic? Either way, you need to be in first gear to—

Hey buuuddy. Whatcha doooin'.

OOC. OKAY Y'ALL I REALLY WANNA WORK ON THIS LAYOUT but ty for indulging my stupid little party for a bit. continue if u want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!