Morgenna

I’d instructed my husband to not call me mom and he took that as “never not even in front of the kid” which is why it was YEARS before that child referred to me as Mama

This is how I remember it too, but somebody told me they mentioned it was the equinox????? I do not remember this

Ummmm @kristinea.bsky.social how did we miss that it the equinox this weekend?!?

Say what you will about about AI, but chat gpt and I just made a DELICIOUS stuffing that every member of my family enjoyed using only the ingredients in my house

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Y’all, a very dear friend of mine lost his mom last week after a nasty battle with cancer. If you’re in a position to help, they’re looking for just a little financial assistance to help with expenses.

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That is exactly what I said

In all sincerity, if there is a lawyer who will send them a scary ass email on my behalf I will give you the best sourdough waffle recipe in the world 🙏

Preschool is literally 30% of my take home pay, they are counting on me giving up

It takes 3 weeks for them to process my reimbursement requests, I’ve done it twice. WHAT DO THEY WANT* I GOT THE SCHOOL TO SIGN THE DAMN FORM

*I know what they want, they want to keep my money forever

Frizz since my name is actually Morgen I think you should send me an autographed copy

I am genuinely pissed about this

Does anyone have advice for how to get TASC to actually reimburse you for qualified expenses, or are they just going to keep denying me reimbursement for preschool from the dependent care account?

The way we know that the democrats weren’t serious about winning the election is they ignored the low hanging fruit #abolishdaylightsavings

When there are so many things to be angry at the president over, I’m not following why his attending the Super Bowl should be one of them

I’m kind of relieved to know that somebody does, because I realllyyyy don’t like it

You forgot the part about how it smells so… distinct

a woman is sitting at a desk holding a piece of paper . Alt: From the 1980s film Short Circuit— a woman is sitting at a desk holding a book with rapidly flipping pages while her robot friend reads whilst repeating “INPUT NEED INPUT”

My 3rd grader woke me up at 5 am to help him find another issue of Scientific American. That little robot from Short Circuit continues to be his most relatable character

I’m in my haggard professor era and I know this because last night I came home after a 13 hour work day (including commute) with a heavy briefcase and a long green wool coat

*taps mic* If you haven’t already, start building community away from these online spaces.

Ummmm wut

Screenshot of the “Tiktok isn’t available right now” message which reads: “A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the U.S. Unfortunately, that means you can’t use TikTok for now. We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!”

The kissing of the ring is really something

Update: I still hate barre but I went back today and it was less terrible but STILL if I don’t feel incredible tomorrow I will definitely rain hellfire somewhere

Omg

!!! I know those faces!!

Started teaching piano to my kid and his best friend today 🥰 little sister joined right in, she was super excited about the stickers

It’s incredible how barre can be so miserable and yet make me feel so great

Once again John Green proves bullying corporations works.

Deal struck between Danaher and the Global Fund, the Stop TB Partnership, and USAID

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