@wendyb07.bsky.social
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What if you had a wet sock AND a wet sleeve what then
21.06.2025 00:40 — 👍 146 🔁 44 💬 22 📌 1Getting a lot more action as far as nods go since changing my bio from inactive creator to watches old kung fu movies
22.06.2025 16:09 — 👍 105 🔁 48 💬 6 📌 0I’m kind of in a book club. My coworker read a book, tells me about it and I say Hmm, that sounds interesting.
22.06.2025 16:59 — 👍 284 🔁 60 💬 5 📌 2Some days you want to fill up your purse with rocks swing it around and knock yourself unconscious.
19.06.2025 13:40 — 👍 100 🔁 44 💬 7 📌 0Set phasers to self-reflection
20.06.2025 21:43 — 👍 79 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 2Don't come to me on a Friday, eatin' my blueberry bagels.
20.06.2025 15:59 — 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Some people meditate to calm down, I plan my next meal.
19.06.2025 01:47 — 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0And as is usually the case, who the fuck knows
03.06.2025 21:15 — 👍 55 🔁 31 💬 1 📌 0Yes I'm swerving all over the road but I'm not drunk. I'm eating street corn.
19.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 35 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0I have a fondness for 3am.
19.06.2025 07:01 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0I’ve had to adjust my first quarter forecast to include more crying on my lunch break.
10.02.2025 17:28 — 👍 243 🔁 91 💬 1 📌 0I shaved up to my knees for this?
24.05.2025 01:39 — 👍 591 🔁 138 💬 24 📌 3A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.
17.06.2025 20:04 — 👍 381 🔁 126 💬 13 📌 1when i grow up i want to stop spilling things on my clothes
24.03.2025 19:50 — 👍 1287 🔁 320 💬 108 📌 20a business card that says ‘spaced out’
17.06.2025 06:37 — 👍 52 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 1My racing thoughts can beat your racing thoughts.
17.06.2025 05:18 — 👍 113 🔁 40 💬 11 📌 0Sad trombone noises for when you hear a recording of your own voice.
14.06.2025 21:16 — 👍 114 🔁 46 💬 2 📌 0It was the fuck this of times; it was the fuck that of times.
16.06.2025 21:46 — 👍 260 🔁 76 💬 0 📌 2Gym is short for Jamesnasium.
29.05.2025 16:47 — 👍 175 🔁 45 💬 6 📌 3if you wanna find the most popular thoroughfare anywhere it's wherever i'm trying to stand
06.06.2025 23:09 — 👍 147 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 2if your car doesn't feel like it's self-driving you're not dissociating hard enough
07.06.2025 16:06 — 👍 501 🔁 116 💬 15 📌 1Being put out to pasture sounds so good thank you
10.06.2025 15:51 — 👍 729 🔁 205 💬 17 📌 5I can actually feel myself getting dumber
11.06.2025 21:02 — 👍 83 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0having a whole life where I mean to say something relatable but instead I say something that warrants a wellness check
07.06.2025 16:57 — 👍 801 🔁 210 💬 22 📌 3Not real or imaginary but a weird secret third thing
19.03.2025 17:12 — 👍 114 🔁 64 💬 8 📌 1This whoie week at work could have been an email
14.06.2025 08:32 — 👍 92 🔁 45 💬 0 📌 0When the street lamps come to the door and ask for the foggy seaside town to be turned down, make like you're adjusting your knob that would control that sort of thing while stepping softer and softer on the cobblestones. The old neighborhood is quaint as shit show some respect.
13.06.2025 04:44 — 👍 108 🔁 49 💬 1 📌 0I think work meetings would be more enjoyable if they took place in a conversation pit.
14.06.2025 08:06 — 👍 32 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0ha! You’re welcome 😌
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