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Craig Patton

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Jersey Shore. Go Birds.

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the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

28.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 3683    🔁 968    💬 31    📌 20

I would say hockey is very big where I live, but it's also one of the more conservative parts of the state. Ocean/Monmouth County. I will say the Devils also do more for Pride than most other teams. NJ is a weird mixed bag.

26.02.2026 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's pretty early in this bullshit to be without power...

23.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching athletes who just lost being given a stuffed animal is my new favorite part of the Olympics.

22.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Siri, turn on Hurt by Nine Inch Nails please.

21.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

Boooooo!

20.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There has been an insane amount of new music releases in 2026 already with a bunch more to go. Almost everything is a dumpster fire right now but at least there is good music to listen to while the ship sinks.

19.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
How Youth Sports Stopped Being About Kids
YouTube video by Joon Lee How Youth Sports Stopped Being About Kids

As a non-parent, this was a pretty eye opening watch.

17.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would like a million more episodes please and thank you.

13.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Potshot - Freedom [HQ Video]
YouTube video by Bonus Disc Potshot - Freedom [HQ Video]

Oh I've got one from our youth:

09.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And this is supposed to make me not like her?

08.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lock this bum up. Sell the team you bitch.

04.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh wow, I had no idea this existed.

04.02.2026 05:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...

I think we all need to wear our favorite Philly sports bootleg t-shirts to honor him.
defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

29.01.2026 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like these two teams winning was the worst outcome.

26.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My house smells of fresh baked focaccia and chicken soup.

25.01.2026 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Second Amendment people are awfuly fucking quiet these days.

24.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really need these snow totals to start going down. For the past few winters, I've told my wife things like "That's a project for like a snow day" and I it just didn't snow so just never did it. Now this storm looks bad and I got a pile of projects I don't wanna do. Help me Jebus!

23.01.2026 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This Eagles team hasn't been fun to watch all year. It ended just as I thought it would.

12.01.2026 00:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honorable Mentions
Matt Pryor - The Salton Sea
Laura Stevenson - Late Great
The Wonder Years - Burst and Decay (Volume iii)

04.01.2026 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

6. Propagandhi - At Peace
7. PUP - Who Will Look After The Dogs?
8. St. Paul & The Broken Bones - St. Paul & The Broken Bones
9. Dave Hause - ...and The Mermaid
10. Spiritual Cramp - Rude

04.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My Favorite Albums of 2025 (Because I was away and forgot to post this a week ago)

1. Young Gun Silver Fox - Pleasure
2. Wednesday - Bleeds
3. Die Spitz - Something To Consume
4. Catbite - Doom Garden
5. Turnstile - Never Enough

04.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Headed back to NJ in the morning so we can stop with all this snow bullshit now.

03.01.2026 05:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A little Christmas Eve fire pit action.

24.12.2025 21:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's Bo Time!

24.12.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drinking a pint and crushing a spice bag before the Murray Hill show.

20.12.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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First Sirens game of the season!

29.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck yes Gotham!!!!

23.11.2025 03:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This kid in the seat in front of me is at his first Flyers game and he is definitely learning some new words. It's going to be a interesting day at school for him and his classmates tomorrow.

21.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's so damn hot in here. Pants were a bad (but required) choice.

19.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0