@nonsensicalshow.bsky.social
what's one more social media account?
I'm tired of living in a home without wood paneling.
08.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yo
07.10.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somewhere in an alternate universe, I'm in my yard with my kids and I'm raking leaves. The sun's shining. I watch the kids run and play and the little one jumps in the pile of leaves.
"GODDAMMIT I JUST RAKED THOSE. GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE," I bellow. I start to cry. This is the third time today.
I don't think it gets said enough, but flavors are great. I love flavors.
30.09.2025 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected."
- Jon Bois
No one will ever believe me, but I swear to God I just drove by a twerking Squidward.
29.09.2025 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 01. Sailor Saturn
2. Sailor Mercury
3. Sailor Neptune
4. Sailor Moon
5. Sailor Mars
6. Sailor Pluto
7. Sailor Jupiter
8. Sailor Uranus
9. Sailor Venus
Was just thinking about how I could use a bucket for a couple things around the house, so maybe I should buy some ice cream. That my brain didn't go straight to "bucket" makes me think I should probably lay off the sweets.
19.09.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I used to be somebody. I was an international icon!
19.09.2025 03:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just found out that there are people out there who have favorite Ninja Turtles besides Michaelangelo.
Nothing in this world makes sense anymore.
We need to find a way to divert troubled young men into cinephilia. No one who has logged 300+ films on letterboxd has ever assassinated anybody.
12.09.2025 21:30 — 👍 1449 🔁 155 💬 44 📌 18Not to mention the whole 'dating teenagers' thing. Guy's a creep.
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Oh shoot, I forgot to say I saw a crow with an entire saltine cracker yesterday. That was pretty neat.
08.09.2025 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil," but it ain't gonna happen.
Hillbilly masseuses.
The plural of "masseuse" can't be "masseuses", can it?
Masseuses. Masseuses. That's too weird of a word.
I refuse to look this up.
Spoiler below...
03.09.2025 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hint: today's Wordle is not "felch".
03.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We're all getting older
01.09.2025 21:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought I was following behind a bus that smelled like pizza but it turned out it was just the bread sticks on my passenger seat. Does that ever happen to you?
31.08.2025 06:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't think this movie knew what it wanted to be. Not playful enough for kids, not clever enough for adults. It's sad, because there was so much potential there.
27.08.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rewatching Toys (1992), a movie I haven't seen since I was a kid. I remember being confused but overall liking it back then, but this is not a good movie, like, at all. Joan Cusack is still a helluva delight though, as usual.
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Wikipedia is art
26.08.2025 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always feel a little closer to god when I'm on Highway 10.
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As a bartender, my favorite part of my job is denying someone service.
16.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For not being a big Hulk Hogan fan, I sure do have a lot of his stuff.
08.08.2025 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You guys heard this "Crazy Train" song?
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