Chris from TN

That may be my favorite Dolly Parton album.

What a lovely man.

I mean…ain’t nobody stopping you

I see your new hair care regimen is paying off.

Want me to come bob for your apples? #HONK

I think you just replied to him.

Good morning Ms. Bacon. 🥓 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social

Today was…odd

a woman wearing sunglasses and a hat says " that 's hot " ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a hat says " that 's hot "

Go pick up your own food, you drunken hippie! (Also: you’re a stepmother now?)

Buyer beware! Mr. Cackle will ignore your order until you drunkenly confront him at the Capri Lounge!! Product: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Service: ⭐️
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HONK

Merriam-Webster stirring the pot today!

And to think that some fools like the shorter days! @bigfattyonline.bsky.social

I keep seeing people playing Hades II and it looks so fun even though I didn’t play the first one 🤣

We know you prefer it firm and stiff.

Cover of best selling 2029 History of The Second Trump Presidency just dropped.

Did you buy a goat while we weren’t looking?

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Congrats! You guys are adorable. Let me know when I can submit my application to be your third. 😌

a woman in a leopard print shirt is making a funny face and saying `` that 's hot '' . ALT: a woman in a leopard print shirt is making a funny face and saying `` that 's hot '' .

So now she’s wondering why she gets all of your and MrK’s kinky toys?

This was a clunker for me today too.

There are some things best left to MrK’s imagination.

I do love your meaty bulge. 😏

"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"

Looks like you put the “poop” in the Grey Poupon. 💩