Jeremy

Roman Emperor Elagabalus, who ruled from age 14 to 18, was assassinated on this date in 222. His rule featured indifference to his duties, fervent sexual debauchery and chariot races inside the royal villa. "Come on, I'm a teenager. Whaddaya expect?" he whined before being decapitated. "This sucks."

If this SOTU was on the 15th, I would be way more interested.

Beyoncé
A Cowboy Carter Christmas

🚨 Jacob Anderson radiates pure joy and beauty in a new #InterviewWithTheVampire behind the scenes photo via @iwtvwriters.bsky.social 🩸

#Bluesky officially crosses 25M users 🦋

11 years ago today I woke up to tweets and texts ‘ASHTON WAKE THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW, BEYONCÉ RELEASED AN ALBUM’

I RUSHED to iTunes and saw this. One of the greatest and most iconic moments in pop culture and one of the best moments as a Beyoncé fan.

I’m not hungry

No seriously

Bad idea

I think this year I might do HIMYM instead of FRIENDS for my Christmas tradition

Haven't finished my reading goals and the year is almost over :(

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

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Squabble Up
Squabble Up

I don’t think this is *the* album.

What a Bozo

Me trying to read ‘The Secret History’

Let me find time to listen to new FLO

I want to rewatch the first season of Arcane before I tap into the second season but I’m afraid I’ll have seen every spoiler by then

This. The hard truth and absolute limitation of social media platforms is that they are not an environment to convince an array of trolls, provocateurs, bots and post-factual assholes to reconsider. They are at best a place to rally the sentient, sincere and sane. Anything else is a fool's errand.

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They'll be receiving a gift on Christmas and its not a box they would like to open

All Straight Romans? So more historical inaccuracies to add to the list in the film

Can you imagine the frame freezing during YA YA oh I would be sending b*mb threats to Netflix HQ

She's gonna have to find her personal livestream because their servers were atrocious

Once most of my mutuals migrate here I’ll probably stop using that other app

I want to go see Gladiator II but I don't feel like giving Paul Mescal my money

I'll be there

Good Morning

Beyoncé is performing on Christmas fucking day!!! Fuck everything else, that’s the best gift of the year 😭

I love waking up to good news🫶🏽