Daniel McLaury

Imagine if we just kept mailing checks and nobody ever had to hear of Peter Thiel or Elon Musk.

With fresh eyes, I now wish I'd picked Boko Haram (whose name roughly means "liberal arts education is forbidden by God") to bat cleanup here.

Why stop there? Since your school apparently has an "open doors" policy for student clubs, how about

* Students in Favor of Drunk Driving
* Mastering the Art of French Cannibalism
* The Brotherhood of the Purloined Answer Key
* al-Qaeda

Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die' In an interview with 'Time,' President Donald Trump acknowledged the possibility that Iran retaliates with attacks on U.S. soil, saying, 'We think about it all the time. We plan for it'

Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

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I mean I don't think Swartz was assassinated, but the fact that Carmen Ortiz wouldn't drop her completely baseless federal prosecution of him was certainly the major factor contributing to his suicide. So, yes, the feds were responsible.

It's almost like he was hired for the job 100% on the basis of having a TV show where he fired people entertainingly.

The thing about Oklahoma is that somehow we are doing to find someone even dumber to replace him. I'm sure the state GOP is scouring burn wards as we speaking for people who pumped gas with a lit cigarette.

Because for nearly all students, the first linear algebra course is the only linear algebra course, and they will inevitably need the trace in some subsequent course like statistics, intro to modern physics, etc.

It wasn't a lie until after they got Carter out of office.

They can climb trees. Why wouldn't they be able to climb stairs?

we protected my mom from COVID for 5 years. She caught it at the hospital during an outbreak in the dialysis ward (!!) and died 5 days later.

we will do nothing with this information as a society

Pharmacist on one side, and a musician / shoe salesman / welder / etc. on the other.

Can we go back a couple more generations, though? Because "had Wyatt Earp's entire family murdered as revenge for the gunfight at the OK Corral" is a lot more impressive.

Instead of attempting to prove it's safe, they should just immediately take it off the menu and have a larger than life poster with his face explaining why they had to do it

Hey, don't put this on mediocre white dudes. We don't claim this guy. He's a long way below mediocre.

Clearly he's talking about the brokerage app

Well, a rack is just like a quandle, but not necessarily idemopotent.

I thought everyone was having a good time :(

Perhaps you can get someone to hire you an XML typist who can hit the "tab" key for you.

A department I used to work in had a LaTeX secretary, a sharp-tongued, no-nonsense woman from Arkansas who typed up papers for the older professors in the department. She knew nothing about math, but knew how to typeset all the symbols (for which she had her own, largely obscene, names).

You know if you have a good xsd and virtually any dedicated code editor you can tab-complete most of that stuff, right?

Yep.

This position actually happened to me in real life. I couldn't believe it.

Sadly, no Republican has ever heard of the Spanish-American War, or anything you'd learn if you paid attention in school.

Republicans saw that they won an election they were otherwise likely to lose by failing to prevent a terrorist attack, and they learned something from that that became the core of their foreign policy.

Anything else you could check with?

Chess board with FEN r5k1/1pp2ppp/1q1p3Q/4p3/2P1P3/1N1P1P1n/1P2B1RP/7K b - - 0 1

Black to move #chess

I dunno of this is real or something invented for a plot point, but if I'm ever murdered nobody had better cut my murderer a deal for revealing the location of my body. It's a dead body. You don't need it for anything.

And who is it who decides how small pills can be? Some kind of government safety commission, perhaps?

Honestly a coin flip whether it's corruption or whether this administration's total incompetence allowed this information to slip to an uber driver or cocktail waitress.

I guess they could have some extra pawn vs pawn captures to reduce the monotony of having a bunch of those in a row.

So there are 60 combinations of a capturing and captured piece and 10 combinations of a checkmating piece and a checkmated king. If there are 2 variants of each of those that would be 140 which is more than 134. Maybe two variants of each capture plus one of each checkmate plus 4 other videos?