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Thinking tonight of the 13 year old girl who bit him. He punched her in the face and she laughed at him, spluttering blood as the security men lifted her out of the room.

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“Dear Diary,
Super excited to say that I’ll be serving my Clacton constituents today by flying to Mar-a-Lago to meet Donald Trump and to undermine the UK government. God I love being a patriot!”

Charley's *unt

Oh Duane, I doubt you’re a household name even in your own home … #totp

UK arts must not be sacrificed for speculative AI gains, peers say Ministers urged to abandon plans to let tech firms use work of novelists, artists and writers without permission

'Barbara Keeley, a Labour peer, said the UK’s creative industries faced a “clear and present danger” from AI firms using their work without credit or payment.'

Footnote: the @writersguildgb.bsky.social is doing excellent work to fight this blatant theft of people's livelihoods. Join your union!

Brilliant news! Congratulations!

The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer.

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Just a reminder that the art app Canva is partnered to OpenAI & draws from LAION-5B dataset of plagiarized IP. OpenAI - creators of ChatGPT is one of Trump's biggest donors & has taken the Pentagon's war tech deal. So by using Canva or ChatGPT, you are stealing art & enabling Trump's insanity.

Every time he opens his mouth it’s just projection after fucking projection.

This is where the government’s “commercial research exception“ idea takes us. Nasty.

Remember that in the UK, in space year 2026, it is *still* illegal to rip a CD you bought with your own money to play the resulting MP3s (or whatever) on your computer. That is not considered fair use. But AI companies eating all of our creative work for free soon will be.

Fuck off, Labour.

Once again I implore Nigel Farage to consider what he's said to the Mail on Sunday. Then to find a physical copy of it, with all the supplements, then to roll it up very very tightly and push it completely up his racist arse.

Feds asked New Mexico to halt Jeffrey Epstein Zorro Ranch sex trafficking probe, records show Former AG says feds halted New Mexico’s Epstein inquiry without sharing promised evidence as state reopens Zorro Ranch i

New reporting finds that Trump's DOJ took over and quashed a state investigation into Epstein's New Mexico ranch in 2019.

As the walls close in on Trump, he'll do anything — including launch full-scale wars — to distract the public.

I’m not an expert but it looks like shingles. Which in a position like that can spread to the brain and kill you. So, you know, thoughts and prayers and that.

Honestly.

A child inside of a claw machine smiling

The GWB “sir, a second plane” meme

Yeah. She had to seek refuge in the first safe country she comes to.

Like everyone else I have no idea what’s going to happen with the Iran thing. The only thing I know for a fact is that when the dust settles, Trump will still be a criminal, a rapist and a paedophile.

Every British writer, artist, creative whatever should read this, get angry at what the Government are planning to do and fight them like bloody fuck. How fucking dare they steal out work and hand it to US tech bros. It’s not theirs to take.

The far-right content creator Shabana Mahmood is providing exclusive content for GB News.

No more illegal wars. Introduce a prevention of military intervention act and put human rights at the heart of foreign policy. Review all UK arms sales and make us a force for international peace and justice.

The majority of people in this country do not want us to be involved in this war.

Keir Starmer of a few years ago wouldn't have supported this war.

The only reason he does now is he will do anything Donald Trump wants - and it makes us all less safe.

So this is what real leadership looks and sounds like.

Brilliant.

Here’s Starmer giving the duplicitous and mendacious Nick Clegg a run for his money. What a massive disappointment. Time to go.

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How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail    I would rather  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,  than read one page of the Daily Mail.    If I was bored  in a waiting room in Perivale,  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,  I would not read the Daily Mail.    I would happily read  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.    Far better to  stand outside in a storm of hail,  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,  be swallowed by a humpback whale,  than have to read the Daily Mail.    If I was blind   and it was the only thing in Braille,  I still would not read the Daily Mail.    Brian Bilston 

Today’s poem is called ‘How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.