Charles Jensen charlesjensen

Cannot wait until the US topples the Daylight Saving Industrial Complex

02.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

(When I took it to quit smoking I stopped needing to sleep)

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I believe it has stimulant effects on users

02.03.2026 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

n o r m a l i z e t h i s

02.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I too have a loud face

02.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Amaze

02.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the only FOLIE Á DEUX I recognize. Masterpiece

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Morning workouts are all fine and good until you have a pump so tough afterward you can’t pick up your hairdryer

02.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

False binary

02.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Skeeted Rivalry

02.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My favorite period drama trope is how whenever someone has some kind of very benign health issue (headache, cough, sneeze, stomach ache), they are About To Die

02.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only true religion is jeans

02.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A+

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Does anyone know of a good surgeon who can remove Hilary Duff’s “We Don’t Talk” from my brain

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A Nationwide Book Ban Bill Has Been Introduced in the House of Representatives Hours after the State of the Union address, House republicans introduced legislation banning LGBTQ+ books from public schools nationwide.

A nationwide book ban bill has been introduced in the House of Representatives. Here's what you need to know about HR7661, including who is behind it, the history behind such bills, and what you need to do to stop it.

bookriot.com/hr7661-book-...

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If you wear an undershirt with a white button-front, make sure the undershirt is gray ❤️

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One hour of commute down 45 mins to go

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I know I posted earlier that I “enjoy” PONIES. But that isn’t true. I don’t “enjoy” PONIES. I love PONIES.

25.02.2026 05:18 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should AI replace CEOs?

24.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Letters from Tehran by John LeJeune Letters from Tehran by Kassandra Khomeini Introduction These documents were discovered in the U.S. embassy in Tehran by a study abroad student. They were unsigned, unmarked, and sealed in a “prominently displayed” diploma cover. The student was arrested by the Basij for espionage and sentenced to death. His death adds to the growing epidemic of chronic absenteeism in American universities—though at this moment, he is passing all his classes Summa Cum Absentia and is on track to graduate.

In John LeJeune's found-documents story, a mysterious report recounting the fatal meteor strike that destroyed Southeastern Sideways State University (SSSU) wasn't enough to kill its bureaucracy, today at Villain Era! 🖤🔪

24.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Circle back on that

24.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was not—but could have been—Corporate Erin

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Someone just DMed me on another app to ask how my Q1 is 🫠

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Sending icy hot ❤️

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Autistic individuals are more likely to be LGBTQ+ New research from the University of Cambridge suggests that autistic individuals are less likely to identify as heterosexual and more likely to identify with a

Research: www.cam.ac.uk/research/new...

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Is autism preventable in certain cases after all? Some scientists say yes. Some research suggests that avoiding environmental exposures, especially pre-conception, may help. Influencers branded the idea “trimester zero,” but the science is in early stages.

Autistic people are more likely to be LGBTQ than the general populations, so movements like this are doubly worrisome.

www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

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This was 100% their gambit to piss off rich people

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Four Poems by Samuel Day Wharton Subject: From the Desk of Fred Brown The lots declared that he was guilty.A pity. Zealots always executetheir duty faithfully. Let’s be clear:in no way does this reflect badly on the company.…

Also in case y'all missed it, I've got 4 poems up at the deliciously vindictive journal @villaineralit.bsky.social

Thanks to @charlesjensen.bsky.social for taking these in!

villaineralit.com/2026/02/20/f...

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My life and Silksong

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