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Figment of God's Imagination

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Soon

05.03.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm suffering from a depressive status effect I have a black cloud around my head and every step I make an OUGH sound and take 1 tick of something(?) idk

04.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Baked, stirred, cooled, stirred, then frozen, then baked again

04.03.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Turmeric
Cayenne
Chili powder
Roasted paprika
Olive oil

04.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm manifesting a dip that contains spinach
turnip greens
corn
refried pinto beans
black beans
diced jalapeΓ±o
guacamole
cream cheese
sriracha

04.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Therefore, O Aholibah,
thus saith the Lord God;
Behold, I will raise up thy lovers
against thee, from whom
thy mind is alienated,
and I will bring them
against thee on every side:
all of them desirable young men,
captains and rulers,
great lords and renowned,
all of them riding upon horses.

04.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aholah played the harlot
when she was mine;
and she doted on her lovers...
Which were clothed with blue,
captains and rulers,
all of them desirable
young men, horsemen
riding upon horses.
Wherefore I have delivered
her into the hand of her lovers, upon whom she doted.

04.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shorty keeps sloughing off dynamic detritus

04.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't ever expect Shorty to dispense with formalities

04.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aflame with heavenly love, you preferred the severity of the Jordanian desert to all worldly pleasures, thus, a lion served you obediently and devotedly until your death, O Father Gerasimos; and then, grief-stricken, it died on your grave.

04.03.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shorty reformed a snarling catamite

04.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘ VS ✌️
A bout for the ages

04.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shorty slipped into a cola-colored happenstance

03.03.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Methinks Shorty lacks

03.03.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's been masticating Shorty's tuchus this fine morn?

03.03.2026 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's not now discuss Shorty's little semi-problematic foreplay faux pas

03.03.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They Are Trying To Evacuate The Hedge Fund Bros From The Dubai Matcha Latte Labubu Rave But The United States Fired Every Government Worker

02.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the future of art. Pinnacle of man's achievements

02.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nor am I, so I only see what my septuagenarian parish bestie shares on FB

02.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen that one of the cockatoo yelling and scaring those three big sleeping dogs into running away then looking directly into the camera and laughing?

02.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

UTTER MADNESS.

02.03.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals β€œused often by the far right.”

Kinda want to frame it.

In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals β€œused often by the far right.” Kinda want to frame it.

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

02.03.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4547    πŸ” 481    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 39

Syncretizers and gnostics are still Kristskum

02.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally zoomed in on the pic like "Where?" until I realized that was you confessing

02.03.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What doth that maw

02.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ps 42,6
Quare tristis es, Γ‘nima mea,
et quare conturbΓ‘ris in me?
Spera in Deo, quΓ³niam adhuc confitΓ©bor illi,
salutΓ‘re vultus mei et Deus meus.

Why are you cast down, my soul; why groan within me?
Hope in God; I will praise him yet again,
my saving presence and my God.

02.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Didn't even hurt that bad in the throat but in the heart I was wounded

02.03.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sore throat at Lauds today so I kept doing head voice and it was giving me gender dysphoria

02.03.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shorty once traded a calm, affectionate daschund for the wintergreen contents of a skoal can

02.03.2026 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shorty strives to become an imminent threat to self and others

02.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0