Steve

That’s it. Humanity can quit now. We’ve reached our natural endpoint.

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Who is we? Congressional Dems have proven all year that they are incapable of meeting the moment. I trusted them about as much as I trust the guy on the train playing the shell game

Appreciation for Navy head coach Brian Newberry

Ok I think it’s safe for me to turn this off and finally start the new Kim Wexler show

Jeremiyah Love continues to innovate in the field of “how did he make that a touchdown?”

A GoFundMe, but it’s for Kim Davis to afford therapy so she can stop projecting her three divorces onto other people’s right to get married.

Since Springsteen is too chickenshit to come back to Nashville, we’ll just go see Canadian Springsteen instead 🇨🇦🇨🇦

Unpopular opinion: no one wants to hear the stripped-down re-arranged version of one of your major hits at the big dumb rock show.

Change it up, do cool shit, rock even harder, but don’t let the bassist and drummer leave the stage

So lonely 😔

I am happy with the results, of course, but skeptical of reading any more into it than Dems won in blue states that they won last year. It is important that voters showed up in this off year! But I’m hesitant to think it signifies any major shift until we win a big one in a state we lost last year

I wish I was cool/rich enough to live in NY to see this 😔 love your standup shows

Democrats are expected to provide think tank level policy proposals for every societal ill under the sun (fully paid for too, natch!!) while Republicans are just like "we'll figure something out" and the media nods along.🙃

Wear them every game forever 😂

Welp, going back to not caring about baseball

everyone deserves to eat; for example, Donald Trump and every single person who works for him and supports him deserves to eat shit

Ok I really regret getting emotionally invested in that game. Ugh

When did they call him up from the minors?

Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you

Purity culture

Good. Seriously. Please let Trump pick every SEC coach. Let him make every decision for the entire conference. The only way we'll ever break Trump fever in that part of America is to let him get involved with their college football decisions because they care deeply about that shit

This is going to be such a useful gif

Does Deion Sanders have any other kids who play quarterback because, uh…

JFC @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy stop bothering managers and coaches in the middle of the fucking game

That this guy has a girlfriend should be an administration-ending scandal

a blue jays mascot on a baseball field ALT: a blue jays mascot on a baseball field

Go Fightin’ Geddys!

@bluejays.com woukd be winning if they let Geddy sing the anthem

Me talking about my parents to my therapist

A picture of He-Man

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

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Good news everyone!

@wsmv.com